I'm talking about that dying children shit. Why should we waste our money sending some dying kid to Disney Land? How is it ever going to benefit us? The kid is obviously not going to grow up and get us into the movies for half price because we did this nice thing for him, now is he?
Dying people won't give a shit how fucking nice you were or weren't. After they're dead, they'll be too busy having fun in heaven or the void or something.
You know what it is? People go contract terminal illnesses intentionally JUST so that they can go to Disney Land for free. Hell, death is a small price to pay for a trip to the biggest, smelliest, and most crowded theme park ever. Why would people even pick Disney Land, anyway? That's so cliche. Disney land probably blows ass. You more than likely have to wait 45 minutes in line for everything just because everyone wants to be cliche and go there all the time, and then they get stuck behind some stupid dying shit who's getting off on the fact that he scammed some innocent people out of their money for some useless trip to the shittiest place ever that he won't even give a shit about because he'll be fucking DEAD!
But, at least you can sit at home, revelling in the joy you derive from shitting away your money because of some guilt-trip employed by damn charity funds who probably keep most of the profits for themselves anyway. If so, maybe you should be the one dying of Imminent-Brain-Blow-Out-Itis.
And all you dying people out there, take all the offense you want from this article. You won't be so offended after you're dead, now will you? That's what I thought.
~Disney Land sucks ass.~
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