On saturday, I was in the mall buying a four-year-old game. I was walking along when I decided to put on my ultimate ninja mask of doom.
Well, then I was walking back to leave the mall, when I saw another ninja. If you know anything about ninjas, they can't share their territory with other ninjas.
So I waited until some random person turned on their video camera, and then attacked. It was a vicious battle. I took down my opponent and laughed like only a ninja could laugh, but I was truly not expecting him to get up and karate chop my neck, snapping it and killing me. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.
After that, me and the other ninja became good friends, and we went to the park where we ninjad around some more. And yes, thanks to me, ninja is now a verb. I like to ninja.
By the way, I managed to get the tape from the random person who just happened to be filming us, so it might be online at some point in time. No footage of any brains being blown out. Just pure, old fashioned ninja battle.
UPDATE: The film will never be released due to the fact that the random person (my friend) had to erase the tape because her parents would flip out and die if they knew she got kicked out of a mall because they think she's a perfect little angel.
Ninja Battle Damage Report:
Bloody lip
Broken elbow
Sap on my hand!!!
~Ninjas are rule.~
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