This is one of the worst E-mails I've ever gotten, so I decided to share it with you.
And now, for a special presentation of: ME TALKING TO AN E-MAIL!
~send this to all ur friends or boifriends/girlfriends if they mean something to
u.
Well, I already know I'm not passing this on...
reader:
Hi.
*u mean a lot to me!
Uhm...Thanks...Who the hell are you again?
*u have helped me and watched me grow into a ~wonderful~ person.
Hmm, you don't normally see that one. Normally it's ME that's being wonderful. What the hell happened?
*u have let me b myself in our friendship
If by "b" you actually meant "fuck," then no problem.
*u have porvided a shoulder to cry @ just the rite moment
Gee, I'm so glad I wasn't late with porviding that crying shoulder. Anything else you need?
*u have been one of the bestest friends i have ever had!
This means a lot to me, considering that you send this e-mail to 50+ addresses in one send...
*u have been a gracious and caring person that i adore
Whoa, who the hell do you think I am?
*u have talked to me when nobody would
I think there was a reason why "nobody would..." I'm glad I can be the indicatedly non-existant person who could talk to you, though.
*ur personality keeps me laughing even when im going thru a rough time
Are you laughing at my personality?
*ur smile brights up the whole room when u walk in
Maybe you need a desk lamp... I'd be interested how one would go about brighting something up, though...
*u listen to my problems and try to fix them
What the hell kind of a friend are you? Unloading your problems on me. Damn...
�and many more�
Aww, don't stop now. Couldn't you tell I was ENJOYING this?
and now i would like u to kno this!
...
*THANK YOU!!!!!!!*
What? That's it? You made me wait ALL THAT TIME just for a "THANK YOU" with some asterisks around it and a whole bunch of exclamation points?
~now lets just stay friends for life~
You need your brains blown out.
�ǰAnd remember: i will always be there for u! no matter what!!�ǰ
I don't think I want you near me... Nice pointless symbols, by the way.
~I'm not sure if an e-mail has ever sucked quite as much...~
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