OK, I think everyone could relate when I say that jupiter sucks.
It just sits there in space, acting so high and mighty with it's temperatures varying from 5x the temperature of the surface of the sun to cold enough to freeze hydrogen. With its gas, its bigness, its stupid red spot right on the middle of it. When I put it that way, it's like those one of those fat nerds who likes Mexican, never showers and has serious attitude problems. You all know the type. Anyway...
Jupiter could have been the second star of our solar system. All the OTHER solar systems have 2 stars, why don't we? Are we some kind of punk solar system, like one of those chicks with purple mowhawks and one giant earing hanging down to their waist? No. I'll tell you what it is.
Jupiter is a pussy. Jupiter is like the kid at school who won't try a ciggarrette. Why not? Everyone else is doing it. What kind of a dumb-shit are you? Damn...
And you know what else? If Jupiter HAD become a star like it was supposed to, the human race would not have been able to survive. Anyone who has read anything on this website probably knows that I like the sound of that.
Jupiter needs to have it's 30,000 degree molten rock core blown out.
~Jupiter should have gone to school, it'd have been good at it.~
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