The most kickass walk-into-bar jokes you'll ever hear!
Someone told this joke:
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Well that's just crap. I fixed it up, though:
A horse walks into a bar. But then he starts foaming at the mouth and everyone shoots him. "Yay" they all cheer, and the leader of them all says "Come on, I'll buy everyone drinks!" But they're already in a bar!
Then someone told this joke:
a man walked into a bar. ouch
Well, that guy thought he was pretty hot stuff. I showed him how to do it, though:
A guy walked into a bar, except he didnt know he was since some guy was standing in the shadows holding the bar and when the guy walked by, the guy smashed the bar into his face. But they both fell dead!
And then some moron told this joke:
Two Graduates of Texas A&M walk into a bar.
You think the second one would have ducked.
Well I told him what was what:
No, because they both ran into it at the same time! Then they both got up, but one of them was dead. "Holy jellybeans!" exclaimed the other one. But the dead guy just laughed.
~I enjoy the blowing-out of brains.~
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