Everyone is always all "Oooh, I hate dandelions! They're invading my beatiful garden."
First of all, anyone who even has a garden needs to have their brains blown out. Gardens waste time, money, and often make people frustrated and even can cause alerigic reactions to make people ill.
Now, since that will never happen, the next best thing to do is to tell them why they shouldn't hate dandelions. Dandelions have a stem, they are yellow, they look like flowers to me. Who cares if they are weeds? You get them for free, and they grow on their own accord. You work so hard to make your flowers grow and killing dandelions, while you could be sitting back, looking at your beautiful garden of dandelions, and having more time, money, sanity, and health.
Think of it. No work at all, and still you have a lovely garden to display for everyone. Also, it's original, so it will be a brilliant masterpiece and a genius work of art.
I don't know much about weeds, but I assume they do something bad to flowers. Why else would people want them out of their garden? So anyway, think of this. If a dandelion garden and a regular garden faced off, who would win? That's right. The dandelions. The dandelions would use their weedy power to pwn the flowers into oblivion.
But you know, come to think of it, go on with your gardening. More of you being absorbed in that means less of you pissing me off around every corner
Good day.
~Dandelion gardens kick your garden's ass.~
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