Well, I'll tell you:
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Just because I like to put a "u" in words like "armour," "colour," and "favourite," doesn't mean I'm Canadian! Just because I say "eh?" doesn't mean I'm Canadian. Just because I'm an asshat and you think all Canadians are asshats doesn't mean I'm Canadian!
By the way, asshat is a cool word. Everyone should use it all the time in general conversation with regular intervals. Ah, the world would be a better place then, wouldn't it?
Anyway, back to Canada: I have never been to Canada, though I heard a lot of Canadians think America sucks. Well, they're right, but I've also heard that they think Canada doesn't suck. Now, we all know that's impossible. I have prooved many times over already that EVERYONE and EVERYTHING sucks.
I've even heard people making jokes about how Canada is supposedly having sex with the USA. Yeah... I don't get how that makes the Canada rule, but ok.
~Anyone who thinks I'm Canadian is alive, and therefore should have their brains blown out.~
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