First of all, it's a public place. Right off the bat that's unhealthy. Who knows what kind of germs might be floating throughout the air. The Black Plague? SARS? Stupidity?
So you go there to excercise and get all sweaty with a bunch of other sweaty people? Why not just have an orgy? Or maybe the health club is your only option.
Not that I've ever been to a health club, but the concept sickens me. If people cared that much, they'd go jogging every morning or something. The health club is purely about showing off. All the fit people go there so they can show off their buffularness. If you're some out of shape person who goes there for the purpose it's supposed to be for, you're a moron. Not that those muscle-freaks aren't morons. I mean how hard could it be to figure out how to excercise?
There needs to be a machinegun turret system in the entrance to a health club that instantly tears anyone who walks through the doors apart. What do you think of that idea? Go to the health club and get your brains blown out. That's healthy, for me at least. Less stupid in the air.
~Health clubs might suck.~
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