Everyone thinks they're being so deep and original and insightful and profound and stuff when they say "Love doesn't exist."
Your explanation is that it's just a mix between close friendship and sexual desire? You see what you say? That's what love IS! Love is that! And since love is that, love exists. Sure, we may have invented it, but didn't we invent nearly everything? Love exists. It may not be what we claim, but it sure as hell exists.
Shows how brilliant you are. Trying to proove something doesn't exist by explaining what it IS.
I walked up to some guy the other day in the library. He had black hair and fingernails, and his face was painted black and white. He was preaching to a group of preschoolers on how love didn't exist and how it was really just a mix of other emotions.
Well I went up to this guy and put my arm around his shoulder. I told him I needed to tell him a story and began to lead him into the other room. Just so the kids wouldn't think I cared too much about them, I turned around and flipped them off.
Anyway, when I get in the other room, the goth moron busts out a katana but he didn't know how to use it so he cut his own balls off and I was going to leave it at that, but I decided to break a couple of his ribs first. I decided not to blow his brains out. It was better watching him writhe.
~Idiots think that love somehow doesn't exist.~
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