Banana peels. Who the hell came up with that? I mean, you know, not who came up with banana peels, but, you know, the slippery factor...because...They're not slippery! I mean who was walking around one day and then they saw some guy slip on a banana peel and they were all "Ha ha ha," and the other guy was all "I'm a moron because I just slipped on an un-slippery object," so now everyone is slipping on banana peels all over the place and you'd think by now they would have figured it out...
Ok... Take a breath...
Ok, there. Anyway, so don't you think people would have started slipping on other things by now? And why do they always just HAPPEN to step on the banana peel? And what the heck kind of Go-Karts get effected by a banana peel? And who eats bananas? Those things are fuckin' gross.
I went up to this guy eating a banana on the street and I said "Hey, man! Bananas suck!" but he surprised me when he peeled his banana to reveal an uzi and he blew my brains out--oh wait, no, that was me. So I pull this uzi out of my pocket and start mowing everything down and the army tries to stop me but they're too late. I already destroyed the world.
~That's what you get for liking bananas.~
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