I think that if sheep were in charge, the world would suck.
Today I went to the house of a guy on the other side of the world. Well, he was on the other side of the world to someone, anyway, but to me he was really my next door neighbor. While I was there, we talked. Then I went home.
How did the Roman Empire carry the land they captured from their enemies back to their own lands? No one may ever know...
Once my teacher asked me a question. I didn't know the answer, but I took a wild guess. I guessed wrong.
Marvin the Conglomerate is not the ruler of Mongolia.
I think that if you don't want to rule the world, you should be able to go off into a cave and eat donuts and make poems under the name of Joe. Then, if people still didn't like you, you could kill them.
A famous guy once said that E=MC2. I disagree.
If I had hair, it would be really long and poofy.
Today I fell out of my chair and onto the floor. When my teacher asked me what was wrong, I simply stated that mankind was spiraling out of control into oblivion and there was no turning back. My teacher didn't seem to like my comment, so sent me to the principal's office. It hurt my back...
I once talked to my friend on the phone for three years. Then I had to go, so I said "goodbye" and hung up. But right before I did, my friend said "WAIT!" It was already too late to stop the motion of my hand going to hang up the phone. I may never know what he wanted to say to me...
I like angles, except the kind you study in geometry. Those annoy me. But other kinds of angles are cool. Like points of view. My point of view on angles are that people should look at all angles on every point of view to see the point of view of the other angles. I guess angles and angels are sort of alike in that sense...
I once thought up this song, but it turns out it was already a real song. So I called up the people who made it and asked for a percentage of the profits, but they denied me it.
When I was a young boy I squished a bug. It was fun, but then I got bored so I killed someone. Then I went to jail. I didn't know that squishing a bug was such a big deal. I guess I was wrong.
I got my nose copyrighted. Now no one can steal it anymore.
Once I didn't see my brother for 3 months. Then I saw him coming out of the bathroom. "Hey, bro! Long time no see!" I said, but he ignored me and kept on walking. A couple of hours later I saw him again. I thought he might not have noticed me before, so I said "Hey, bro!" again. But he just kept on walking...
From my prespective, I am wrong. From my prespective, I can spell. What is going on?
I think deep thoughts that you think are shallow can really be deeply thought of as deep thoughts if you just think about them deeply. On some occasions, this is not the case.
One day I stubbed my toe. "Ow," I said, but nobody seemed to care. Maybe that is because I killed everyone but myself two years ago. Oh well. I guess I will just have to accept the fact that I will never be forgiven for that incident...
Once I started counting cows in a feild, but I lost track around twenty-twenty-twenty-twenty-twenty-eleven.
Whenever you are on laughing gas, you should try to just lie very still and hope nothing bad happens. When it's all over, I discovered that your ability to kill everyone with in a 50 mile radius is strengthened.
Well, someone just informed me that I was lame. I didn't think this was a very nice thing to say, but I ignored them and kept my head held high. Then I started to wonder if people were looking at my exposed neck, so I lowered my head and I decided to feel ashamed. I am lame.
One of my dreams has always been to ride a giant boulder to personal freedom. But I discovered this would be very difficult due to the fact that the rotating movement of the boulder would more than likely trap me under it's massive weight and crush me. However, I think I formulated a method to stay on top of the boulder whilst riding it. Then I woke up.
~I'm so deep...~
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