I can know very basic text HTML shit.
Check out the source code, where you will find things from B to BR! Only cool people can use very basic text HTML that's so basic it can hardly be classified as programming.
Once this guy walked up to me. "Hey!" he yelled in my face, spitting in my eye. "HEY!" I screamed back, and he goes "HEY! That was uncalled for!" but really he didn't because I interupted him with my elbow to his jaw. Then, as he was falling, I scisor-kicked him in the ear, snapping his neck. I landed gracefully after a complete backflip, too.
Well, anyway, the point of my story is that the idiot was about to tell me how un-cool my very basic text HTML programming was, so I kicked his ass. That's how cool I am.
Don't you wish you were as cool as me? Well now you can be! I will tell you what basic text HTML does:
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Know HTML NOW or I'll blow your brains out!..
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Yeah, I couldn't think of anything even remotely amusing to go here, so why not just stick with me being better than you because I can type a couple of things and make text do weird stuff!
~I can make OTHER things do weird stuff, too!~
Back to further enlightenment.