You wanna whine about being happy? Why don't you stop complaining then!
You could take all the time you spend whining about pointless, trivial things, thinking it will make a difference. It won't. What you really need to do is die. That will benefit everyone.
Everyone whines. EVERYONE! Look at me! I'm whining about people whining right now! That's how annoying it is. When other people whine about people whining, though, it's not cool like when I do it.
Here's what we should do to everyone who complains besides me. I'll give you a scenario, infact:
Bob is unhappy with the way we're treating cows. "They are in captivity all their lives, only to be killed at the end," says Bob. No shit? I thought they'd get killed somewhere towards the middle.
Anyway, this is what Julie would have to do to Bob to enforce the rules.
"I'm sorry, Bob," she would say before blowing Bob's brains out. Then she gets pissed because Bob never accepted her apology.
"I'm pissed because Bob never accpeted my apology!" she would bitch. Then some random guy walking down the street (i.e. me) would throw a shurkien in her eye socket. She'll think twice about bitching next time.
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