I was watching this commercial the other day, and there were this retard kid on there saying "when you give to the community you get back a lot more." Bullshit! I've donated pennies to that little jar thingy at stores before, and what kind of thanks do I get? I still have to pay full price on food, I don't get any beatiful women to massage me and feed me grapes, and where is my private jet? Well?
Here is a helpful hint: When you give, you get back jack shit. Hoarde all of your belongings to yourself. What did some damn poor person do to money? Obviously NOTHING! Why else would they be poor?
And donating money to medical research? Why? It's helping keep our population under control! Back in the old days everyone was dying all over the place and no one was spending pukachillions of dollars to try and stop it, now were they? No! They were spending money on palaces and shitty works of art! So basically, people have always been stupid.
Why not put the money to good use? No? Good point, there is nothing worth buying. Everyone should just keep all their money until it becomes worthless and everyone's rich and then biological warfare destroys the world! Sound good?
If you're gonna buy anything, make it weapons. Weapons, weapons, weapons. That's all we need. You walk into a store, go and grab your loaf of bread and gallon of milk, bring it up to the front counter and pull your gun. "I'd like to take this food," you would say, but the cashier would pull out his gun and say "That'll be $5.47," and you'll say "Fuck that!" and blow his brains out.
~Buy weapons.~
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