OK, so I was watching this bitchen' show on TV this morning when I should have been doing my schoolwork, when suddenly, this fuckin' moron comes on the screen and starts insulting my face! He's all "I have the hiccups! Why don't you make a scary face to scare the hiccups away?" and I just looked at the insane, grinning bitch. Then he yells and says "Woo! That was a SCARY face! And hey, it worked! No more hiccups!"
So now I'm all "What the fuck? You lookin' to get your ass kicked?" but I let it go for then.
Then, later, he comes on and goes "I am making my silliest face ever!" and he starts dancing around or some shit, and then he asks me to make my silliest face. Well, I was getting really annoyed with this asshole right about then.
All of a sudden he cracks up laughing. "Boy, that was pretty silly!" he said.
I was getting pretty pissed. I think he was just asking for it. "That's it, mother fucker," I said aloud, getting up from where I sat.
But he just says "Don't go away! Nick Jr. will be right back!" like he's just completely ignoring me or something!
Well, I decided to let him off easy on that one, so I returned to my room to do my damn pointless work. I still can't understand what would provoke him to be such a jackass. I guess some people are just a born idiots.
Here is the part where I was an idiot and thought I lost this. So I rewrote it:
OK, so I was watching this bitchen' show on TV this morning when I should have been doing my schoolwork, when suddenly, this fuckin' moron comes on the screen and starts insulting my face! He's all "I have the hiccups! Why don't you make a scary face to scare the hiccups away?" and I just looked at the insane, grinning bitch. Then he yells and says "Woo! That was a SCARY face!" I mean what the fuck? What did I do to deserve that?
Anyway, I ignored him and went on watching TV. Later, he suddenly comes on again. As soon as I see his ugly face, I get pissed again.
This time he comes on and says "I'm making my silliest face ever!" and then he starts dancing around and doing some shit. Right about then is when I wished dearly for a shotgun to blow the little moron's brains out.
"Why don't you make your silliest face, now?" he asked me. I glared back at him. You won't belive what he does next:
The bastard starts LAUGHING! "Boy, that's pretty silly!" he said between giggles. Yes. Giggles. It's like the fucker is begging for an ass kicking!
"That's it!" I exclaim, rising from the couch and balling up my fists.
But the big fat asshole just says "Don't go away! Nick Jr. will be right back!" like he's completely fuckin' ignoring me or something.
Well, I was getting pretty steamed up then, but I decided to go easy on the jackass, so I went back to my room to do my damn pointless work.
I still can't comprehend why he was so idiotic, though. I guess some people are just born sucking...
~Some people didn't think this was the best story ever. They've never heard of Nick Jr.~
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