Hello all, again. Hmm, maybe I should come up with a new greeting just to spice things up a bit. Alwell, next time. :) Anywho, guess whose back with another story post. Okay so I have really been bitten by the writing bug this weekend, twice, but I haven't heard anyone complain yet. Besides, I'm trying to beat Rachel with having more stories written and completed. LOL Oh speaking of Rachel, I believe she issued a challenge a few days back about writing a fluff story to counteract all of the angst ridden stories recently posted. So here is my attempt to lighten things up a bit, it's not really fluff but more of a spoof/comedy. It's something I am familiar with writing so bare with me. This here story was suppose to be written a while ago when I had first had the idea for this story but alas I was unable to write it then for various reasons but now, now I am taking a stab at it. Hmm, I think I'm done babbling so how about the legal stuff then the story?
Disclaimers: I do not own the characters seen on Voyager, Paramount does, nor do I own the characters written about here that represent familiar faces on VJB, those characters own themselves. Speaking of which, this story is ALL fictional and although these characters may be based on certain real people not at any time do I wish to insult these people by some of the things I may say here. It is all meant in fun so please laugh along with me. There will also be relationships between various women with other various women and men with other men so if these concepts bother you then don't read, nothing graphic but things are implied. Other then that, that should be it, but again I would like to stress the fact that I do not wish to offend anyone, I do not know the people I write about all that well so if I get things wrong or imply things that you may not like, just remember ITS ALL IN FUN. If you really don't like it then write a spoof about me, I won't mind, too much. J
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Title: Program: Chatroom
Author: letterx, which is me because I is letterx therefore letterx is I. And Mojo Jojo will shut up now.
Pairing: Too many to name so just read it. Everybody gets who they deserve and end up happy, so there.
Rating: PG-13, just to be on the safe side
Summary: After all the spoofs, after all the stories, after all the support, B'Elanna and Seven want to show they're appreciation to the VBJ group.Comments to letterx
"Woah, I swear I will never get used to that. It's bad enough that I have to be transported here through space but also time and then into a story? God I think I'm going to be sick." Letterx whined as she stepped off the transporter pad.
"Perhaps I should escort you to sickbay first?" Seven questioned as she grabbed hold of the woozy young woman.
"Naw, Seven, I'm already feeling better." X smiled a goofy looking smile up at the tall blonde ex-borg. "Even though I hate to travel like that it's so worth it to visit my favorite space ship and some really cool characters, you know I love coming to visit you and B'Elanna. Too bad everytime I do get a chance to come and visit something bad always happens, like Janey getting too frisky or Chuckles thinking he could actually get some where with you, or oh god, that idiot Tom Paris who managed a spell, I betcha it was voodoo, on Lanna to make her fall in love with him. Seems like the only time I get called here is when something needs fixin'. Oh no don't tell me, you need me to spoof another character?! It's Harry isn't it? I knew he was getting to carried away with his role in Xakana's fic. Or maybe it's the Doc this time, or worse yet Neelix, god those Paramount writers will do anything these days."
"Are you done yet?" Seven managed to ask once X had to take a break from speaking to breath.
"I suppose so." X said with a pleading look to Seven, a look that said please tell me my babbling was all wrong and I won't have to spoof another character.
"Good because you are wrong. You are not needed to spoof another character, at least I am not aware of needing another spoof."
"Hehe, am I psychic or what? I was just thinking those same words."
"Considering that you are the author of this story, I would be inclined to say, NO."
"Oh." X managed a pout but who could be mad at Seven for long. "So, Seven, then why did you call me here? After Janey read my little ending to CH I didn't think she would ever want me, let alone, allow me on her ship again."
"I have accessed the ship's transporter systems without authorization so 'Janey' does not know of your arrival, yet. And as to the reason you were brought here, Lanna and I simply wished to thank you and the rest of VJB and sow you all our appeciation for all that you have done for our relationship. The writers of VJB have managed to accomplish the near impossible by writing ways around Lanna's marriage, her pregnacy, the human error with Chakotay and I, as well as the emotion prevention chip. You have also managed to 'spice up' our 'sex lives' through such stories as FFF and the turbolift stories. We wished to show you all how grateful we are for such things. Hence your appearance here and now."
"Aw, that is so sweet and totally unnecessary Seven, we want to see you two guys together almost as much as you want to be together. But wait you said for the whole group, where is everyone? Aw man, I'm the last to know again?!"
"On the contrary, X, you are the first to know. You have been instrumental in creating such spoofs in which dealt directly with ridding us of certain pestering problems as well as one of the most prolific writers of this group writing such great stories as your song fic series, Taking to Heart series, Anonymous, and many many more." (Hehe, shameless plugs but Seven said it so I just wrote it. Wasn't me.) "Therefore, we wanted you to be the first to know about and see our gift to the writers and others who reside at VJB."
"Gift?"
"Indeed gift, follow me." Seven said with a smirk, somehow already knowing that this young woman would follow her anywhere she asked to be followed. So taking the lead, Seven walked out of the transporter room and into the corridor, indeed followed by letterx.
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"The holodeck? What are we doing here?"
"Do you ever stop asking questions, X? The first time you questioned 'Are we there yet' I was amused but after the 147th time you asked that same question I was rather considering sending you back to VJB."
"Sorry Seven."
"Indeed, and yes we are here and yes it is the holodeck. I see you have been 'hanging out' with the Commander a few too many times. As for why we are here, it is your present. Computer, initiate program Chatroom."
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"Program initialized, enter when ready." The cool calm tones of the computer's voice relayed the message.
"Chatroom?" X asked wondering what Seven meant by that but soon found that she was even more confused by the atmosphere she had just entered into. A bar. At least there was a bar off to the right as you entered the room. But there were also tables and chairs to sit at, a small area off towards the front of the room in order to dance in, and off to the far right a small area that had those bean bag chairs in which to sit in. It rather looked like a cross between a bar, a dining area, a dance hall, and a frat house. At the moment the room was empty and quiet except for B'Elanna Torres who was shifting furniture around a bit.
"Yes, a chatroom. Hey X and welcome to your VJB official chatroom." Lanna greeted as she came over and gave the younger and flabbergasted woman a hug, which of course only served to cause more speech problems, but who cares when it's the result of being hugged by B'Elanna Torres herself.
"But, I don't understand, a chatroom?"
"When Lanna and I had first come up with the idea to give the list a present, we had no idea as to what we wanted to give to you all."
"Yeah, so we researched it." Lanna teased as she came up next her taller love and wrapped her arms around her waist, getting very comfortable.
"Indeed, and we discovered that the VJB list seemed to have an affinity for spending quite large amounts of time inside 'Yahoo's' chatroom, which of course is designed with inferior technology and cause all the writers to say 'Damn Yahoo' too often."
"Yeah, so we thought that it would be cool to build you guys a new chatroom, one which you could really 'hang out' in and go nuts. Hence the program. So what do you think? Shall we show the rest of the writers this or is it a stupid idea?" Lanna asked wondering whether or not this really was a good idea for a gift considering X had yet to speak or close her open mouth. "Uh, X, your drooling."
"Oh, right, sorry, it's just that this is so...wow. I mean this is so...cool. The list is going to love this, unfortunately now I'm afraid that the writers will not want to ever come out of chat once they come in and that means no more stories or updates."
"Indeed, but what is to stop them from writing while inside this program?"
"Efficiently true, my love." Lanna said as she cuddled up to Seven's neck and began a series of kisses along that elegantly designed feature of the borg's body.
"I also see room for other potential. I think this is great and I'll send out the invitations, um, you guys can just stay here I guess, um have fun, yeah, I'm going now, bye." X tried desperately to get the women's attention but even after hanging about for several minutes she felt it a futile attempt and just left to go bring in all her friends.
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Several hours later and all invitations had been sent out, all unauthorized transports taken care of, and the inaugural party was now in full swing. Music played out of some added huge speakers hidden into the two far corners of the room. The room itself was filled with people, both crewmembers and non-crewmembers with laughter and chatting (obviously) being heard over the din of the music. Standing towards the back of the room, X surveyed all her work, well at least all the hard work of getting all these people together considering all the varying time zones and such. She was proud of the great success of such a chatroom, no more 'Damning of Yahoo', no more waiting to get online, no more sharing the computer with family members, and no more having to try and set up certain chat times to meet. Somehow, X, knew that once in here, no one would want to leave, considering the fact that Lanna, Seven, and some other crewmember might end up frequenting this 'establishment' quite often.
Surveying the crowd, X saw first and foremost, Blue sitting a top of Ary off in a little corner by the beanbag chair sections. 'Hmm, rated R stuff going on there. And oh look there's Rachel and Kathryn, guess this makes, what, their third, fourth honeymoon? And oh my word, is that Lisa and Erin? They're actually here? And together? Interesting. And of course, there's Bones and Wylde sitting at the bar together, they always seem to pop up together on list too. Wonder if that a coincidence? Oh my, go HW. I see he finally found his exotic alien, what with black hair, a dark complexion, yet light blue eyes. I'm sure he's a happy camper now. Look at him just hamming it up on the dance floor. Opps, looks like he just bumped into Xakana and Dawn, literally. Hehe, guess the young ones really do stick together, literally. And aw, look there's S and A having an intellectual conversation sitting at one of those tables. Betcha a buck that A asked S what her profile is and S just had to take the conversation to another level, completely off topic. And oh my, is that Sam I am Not and is that a blow up doll he's dancing with? Hmm, perhaps someone should teach him all about the holodeck and it's various uses. Gee, where's Janey when you need her? Aw and of course, Seven and Lanna are really putting that beanbag chair section to good use. Opps that's rated NC -17, woah, hot stuff. Eww, Tuvie and Neelix? Eww, did not need that kind of image, back to Seven and Lanna. And just my luck on the way back to the only view to see I would spy Harry and Tom on the dance floor grinding it up. Yuck.'
And just as X was getting into the, um, 'scenery', Janeway herself comes up to stand next to her.
"You know X, I really wish I could be mad at you but unfortunately you changed my character in this story so I can't be angry at you. I could only be happy that you arranged this little get together and set me up with someone so even I get to be happy, I think."
"Oh, well um, your welcome I guess." Just then Chakotay and the Doctor came up to the two women relieving X of the awkward conversation.
"Hey, you finally made it, come on, we want a dance."
Just as the trio was leaving X could only make a face and think 'Well now, isn't that suiting, the three who lust after Seven the most end up together.'
And again, X took another survey around the room noticing, she was the only left standing alone in the back of the room, everyone else paired off.
"Hmm, guess my work here is done." X smiled to herself which then grew into a bigger grin just as some song from Moby began to play in the background.
Striding out of the holodeck and into the bright light of the corridor just like a cowboy would when riding off into the sunset, X called out, "I'm gonna find my baby before the sun goes down."
The End
"So this is good bye"
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