Alex Gray - Iraqi Spy Shock

Steve Reporting

In a shock turn of events damning evidence has reached the Letspartyon newsdesk linking Alex Gray to Iraqi Intelligence. The source of the photo (Alex's dad) said that he was doing it for his country, but had no excuse as to his sons bizarre defection to the other side.

Word has it that presently Alex is training in the Egyptian Desert and will soon be meeting Saddam personally to get details of his top secret "Penetration" mission back in Cardiff possibly involving returning to his job in the Assembly so he can gain "intelligence" for the Iraqi warlords - although this theory has been ruled out by the Letspartyon team as there is definately nothing resembling Intelligent within the Welsh Assembly.

Some people are claiming that this story is nothing more than a bunch of coincidences and that hes merely visiting relatives and taking some time to see the sights whilst there. 

This writer feels that this is possible, Alex has always been something of a man for culture, but for most of us if we want sand would normally just visit the Beach and if it was old stuff we were after would stop at our local Residential Home to make fun of the "inmates" as they are unofficially known.

He was caught in the picture above with some of his closest friends just over 1 year ago and due to the nature of the operation has not been in contact with them since. Some people believe that the website www.spiesreunited.com may have been the way these people are exchanging information in an attempt to reclaim the world in the name of the almighty Allah even though Alex is a Christian and has been all his life despite Chris' best efforts to convert him to the Jewish faith.

Alex -  Far right in a pretty incriminating photograph.

.Speculation is rife that  he has been promised all the hot Iraqi women he can handle ? But giving that most men in Iraq are imprisoned for sexual relations with their goats or other animals this would not be much of a lure to any sane man. Although Alex always claimed to be a Liverpool F.C supporter showcasing his bizarre tastes.

His last know position was somewhere in the Sahara with only a backpack of vaseline and his trusted Camel - Humphrey for companionship.

If you think any of your friends or family are spies, why not tell the government at the top secret www.mi5.co.uk site (ssshhh its a secret) giving their name address and if possible some evidence although it may not be necessary in these times of extreme paranoia.