My cousin Dina sent me in a picture of her posing with her new boyfriend
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Dina, I'm not too sure about this but I think he may be married
My Dad and Step-Mom take a break from their vaction to snap a quick photo
Though I'm grateful for every newspaper I receive, I'm starting to doubt the validity of some of Calvin's donations
So my Step-mom, Lilian, dated Brad Pitt for a while. Come on dad! You have nothing to worry about - he's got nothing on you!
My sister Andrea stole one too many newspapers for me - I really appreciate it though.
(She later got the chair)
No joke, this is my sister Patricia (right). She is going to be representing the USA at the next Olympics in the sport of female wrestling. This is the first time the sport will be held in the Olympics and the whole family is very proud of her. Kick some butt for all of us!
Hywel helped me in collecting papers from around England. Its too bad he's dead.
I told him not to get involved with that Lee Harvey Oswald guy.
Aicha sent me some newspapers. Oh yeah, and she brokered a peace accord between Israel and Egypt.
"Going to the mall, Shopping, and becoming an American" are the three things Erin lists as her lifelong goals. "No, I'm not from L.A." she says as she bleaches her hair, "I just sound like it, he he." You sure do Erin.
Paula is the kind of person you can always count on to get a newspaper for you  - though her views on civil rights leave much to be desired.
Esha, always the feminist pioneer, has the unique distinction of being the only female on the Iraq's Most Wanted playing card deck.  Esha, I salute you.
A little known fact is that Justin was sworn in as the first Minister of Defense for the Black Panther Party on June 10th, 1968. Ideological differences soon arose between him and the group though, and he resigned his position later on that day.
Barbara, already the oldest student in Mr. Ecken's 3rd grade class by almost two decades, is caught sleeping again during a presentation. Mr. Ecken's decides to spare Barbara the humiliation of having to repeat the 3rd grade again by ending her life with some sort of ray gun.
The Man in the Yellow Hat finally reveals his true identity -- 
George, the only man vain enough to name his pet monkey after himself.
My friend Julia was orginally cast as the eighth samurai in Kurusawa's film. Unfortunatly for her though, test audiences just didn't seem to respond to a seven foot tall female samurai.
T.V. isn't the only thing that rots your brain - look what Romance novels have done to my poor girl Flavia.
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In an University basement near you, Ashley leads yet another meeting of the Young Conservatives of North America.
While the rest of the planet concerns itself with Religious Fanatisism, Nuclear Proliferation and International Terrorism, my friend Carlos, the newest comissioned officer in the Swedish Military, joins his countrymen in focusing on what is truly important:
Defending the world against the menacing threat of Baby Arctic Seals. Go Swedish Army!
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