Random Pam Facts
**Rob Roy is my ancestor as is King Alfred the Great and a bunch of other early kings of England
**I have four cats and I hate them all
**I'm completely manipulative and evil
**My favourtie movie is "The English Patient"
**I have British title
**I'm an incredible tease
**I'm addicted to shoes, good chocolate, and lilies.
**I hate my job
**The song "Bitch" by Merideth Brooks could have been written about me
We are now beginning our decent into madness. Please ensure that your tray tables and seats are in their full upright and locked position. Thank you for flying United and welcome to my hell. :)