Our Favourite Stupid Song Lyrics

here are some lyrics for our favourite silly songs. What do you think?
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The Oompa loompa's song

Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at, getting terribly fat What do you think will come of that I don't like the look of it

Oompa loompa doompety da If you're not greedy, you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Doompety do



Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompeda dee If you are wise you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong Chewing and chewing all day long The way that a cow does

Oompa loompa doompety da Given good manners you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do



Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompeda dee If you are wise you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong Chewing and chewing all day long The way that a cow does

Oompa loompa doompety da Given good manners you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do



Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompeda dee If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book Or could you just not bear to look You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials

Oompa loompa doompety da If you're not greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the - Oompa - Oompa Loompa Doompety do



Ugly Girl


[Ken]
Wanna go for a ride?

[Barbie]
Sure Ken!

[Ken]
Well forget it!

[Barbie]
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!

[Ken]
Your so ugly,
You disgust me!

[Barbie]
I'm a sad,
Homely girl,
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as board
Thin and lengthy

[Ken]
You're a doll
Get a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't come near me
'Cause your breath is stanky!

[Barbie]
Don't get touched!
I'm afraid!
'Cause guys say,
I'm an eye sore!


I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!

[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!

[Barbie]
Boo hoo, hoo, yeah!

[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!

[Barbie]
Boo hoo, boo hoo!


Oh let's go out and have some fun!

[Ken]
I'm sorry,
But you're too damn ugly!

[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!


Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!

[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!

[Barbie]
Boo, hoo, hoo, yeah!

[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!

[Barbie]
Boo hoo!
Boo hoo!


Oh let's go out and have some fun!

[Ken]
I'm sorry,
But you're too damn ugly!

[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!



Weenie In A Bottle



It feels like I've been alone too long,
With no girls around
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to release it.

I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my bladder started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.


Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!


Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
Oh no,
Can, can, someone come help me out?


It's turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin' phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!

Please pick up!
I'm in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, please answer!

[Emergeny Services]
Denver 911, what is your emergency?

Ow, Ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Hello?

Ow, ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Sir, what seems to be the problem?

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.

[Emergency Services]
Go on!

It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!

[Emergency Services]
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonley, guy.
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
That's a first!
Don't worry sir,
We're sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!

[Pam]
No way!

[Emergency Services]
He does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, wait...
Sir, we're sending somebody out.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

[Police]
He's in here,
Let's break the door down!

They break the door down.

[Police]
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Emergency Services]
No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to hump something!

I didn't know what to do!

[Police]
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottle--

And now I can't get it out!

[Policeman]
Ok kid, relax
We're going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!

OWWWW!!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!





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