These are our favourite quotes so we hope you like them as much as we do!!
- Just because Im a bitch doesnt mean I cant be a princess. Im just a bitchy princess.
- Im gonna smile like nothings rong,
talk like everythings perfect,
act like its just a dream,
and pretend he's not hurting me.
- Nice face, but what r you gonna 2 do when the monkey wants his ass back?
- There r 2 things that i dont like about you.Your faces!
- After eating a whole bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring, he kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut
- U said that u would hate to see me cry. So tell me, now that u hurt me, r u closing ur eyes
- Love is like a bird...when you least expect it. It craps in ur face
- U r...
A-awesome
B-beautiful
C-charming
D-delicious
E-everything
F-fabulous
G-great
H-hott
I-im
J-just
K-kidding
L-loser
- Work like u dont need the money, Live like you'll die 2moro, Love like you've neva been hurt, and
dance like nobodys watching!
- God gave me eyes so i can look at u, god gave me arms so i can hold u, god gave me lips so i can kiss u, but why did he give me a heart just 4 u 2 break!
- I'm not perfect.. I'm just 2 close 4 u 2 tell the difference.
- First God created Men... then he had a betta idea.
- The hardest thing 2 do is watch the 1 u love, love Somebody else.
- Whoever said death was the hard part was wrong, letting go and realizing that I will never feel ur arms around me is even harder
- a pretty girl can kiss a guy...a bird can kiss a butterfly...the rising sun can kiss the grass...but u my friend can kiss my ass
- im busy, your ugly...have a nice day
- a bitch is a dog...a dog barks...barks r on trees...trees r from nature...nature is beautiful...so if ur gonna call me a bitch...call me it with respect!
- I swear to drunk officer Im not God!
- A wise monkey neva monkies with another monkeys monkey!
- Monkey see, Monkey do, Monkey wee, Monkey poo!
- Dont ever be afraid 2 come 2 me n cry. .Dont ever hesitate 2 look me in the eye. .Dont ever be
afraid 2 tell me how u feel. .Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it REAL!
- Nobodys a virgin, life screws us all!
- Lifes like a dick, when it gets hard screw it
- Guys have feelings 2 but like...who cares?!
- Practise safe sex. Go screw yourself.
- I want a man who can love me, and who can trust me. Not 2 be so far back in the wardrobe their in fucking Narnia!
- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- Mummy, I want 2 grow up and be a neurotic bitch just like u.
- You're irresistible.
And you're resistible.
- "R u free tomorrow night?"
"No, but Im on special offer the day after."
- Girls cheat but we neva get caught.
- I dont hav an Attitude Problem...Its supposed 2 b like this
- I will not chase boys! I will not chase boys! I will not chase boys!.....Unless they provoke me
- U'd betta get some sleepin pills baby... coz the only way u can get me is in ur dreamz!
- Im not a bitch-Im THE bitch & baby ur just pissed coz Im not ur bitch!
- I wish my mum told me the same thing about guys as she did about scary movies "Dont worry honey theyre all fake"
- And your point is..?
- I ALWAYS win .except when I lose...but then I just dont count it
- Only love can break ur heart
- A good friend is the 1 who bails u outta jail. A best friend is the 1 sitting beside u saying
"That was awesome"
- If all goodbyes lead 2 heartbreak, then wat gud is in goodbye?
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm in love, but not with you. When we broke up, you thought I'd cry
but all it was, was another guy. You told your friends I was a trick and I told mine you have a small
dick I said I loved you and you thought it was true.. well guess wut okaya.. you got played too!!
- Im not overweight. Im under small!
- A memory is forever, never does it die, true friends stay together and never say goodbye!
- If u want me to stay say. If u want me to go dont just let it show.
- See it. Want it. Have a fit. Get it. Sorted!
- Love is like a pill. Once u hav a taste u'll want it for the rest of ur life even if uv had bad experiences wiv it.
- (after a crap date) "Well that was a waste of make-up!"