These are some more quotes which we like (still) ENJOY!!
- Men r like light switches...even a 2 year old can turn them on
- mirrors dont talk...lucky 4 u they dont laugh either
- I wasnt kissing him.. I was just telling his lips a secret
- i am not a bitch...i am THE bitch...thats ms. bitch 2 u so u betta say it with a smile on ur face
- R u gonna cry? can i watch?
- im a genie in a bottle and ur a tramp in a lamp
- Im like a butterfly: Pretty 2 look at and hard 2 catch!
- i tried 2 c things from ur point of view...but i couldnt shove my head that far up my ass!
- Love can b magic, but sometimes magic is an illusion.
- The 5 most essential words 4 a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize" and "U r right."
- I cant believe the rumors im hearing about u... theyre completely different than the 1's i started!
- Two words guys hate 2 hear... Dont and Stop unless u put them in the same sentence!
- I wished on a star last night; but i guess it was out of order!
- Im not smiling at u; im trying not 2 laugh!
- Suicide is a permanent solution 2 a temporary problem
- I want 2 b like Barbie, the bitch has EVERYTHING!
- If U Love Me, Let me know. if u Dont, Then Let me go. Cause I Will Love U Til I Die, But Love is nothing...if its A Lie
- Im evry guyz dream. Eva wonder y ur guy loves tah sleep??!
- People say 2 forget the past. But how can I when the past is what made me happy?
- Its A GIRLS WORLD AND GUYZ JUST LIVE IN IT!!!!
- ONLY 10% of MEN go 2 HEAVEN, coz if they ALL went it WOULD b HELL!!
- Good friends r hard 2 find, harder 2 leave, and impossible 2 4get
- Treat me like a princess because, like, I am!
- How can u b friends with some1 if evrytime u look at them, it makes u want them even more?
- To get nowhere, follow the crowd.
- U neva know what u have until u lose it, and once u've lost it, u can neva get it back
- whats betta? A lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
- No guy is worth ur tears and the 1 that is will neva make u cry.
- Roses r red, violets r blue. God made me beautiful. What happened 2 YOU?
- bitches come...bitches go...but forever u will stay a hoe
- Theres a light at the end of evry tunnel, just hope its not a train.
- Dont settle for the 1 u can live wiv, settle for the 1 u cant live wivout
- All u hoes that think ur fine. HA! I'l steal ur man and still keep mine!
- A smile hides a thousand tears
- To love sum1 and not to b loved back is like havin ur heart ripped in 2.
- The perfect man. Tall, tanned, blonde and drop dead and iv met him! To bad he goes out wiv my best mate.
- True love never ends wiv a happy ending...True love never ends.
- Kissin is the best way to spread germs.
- Teacher: U shud hav been at school at 9am.
Pupil: Y wat happened?
- Ive noticed that people who r late r often so much happier than the people who hav to wait for them
- Please tell ur pants its not polite to point
- Im multi-talented: I can talk and annoy u at the same time
- I hope life isnt a big joke cuz I dont get it
- If you believe tht lil' things cant make a difference, try sleeping in a room wiv a gnat in it.
- If he tells u 2 fall for him make him promise 2 catch u
- Life hates death...but life only exists to die
- The higher u go the further u hav 2 fall.
- When a man talks dirty a woman, its sexual harrassment. When a woman talks dirty 2 a man, its �3.95 a minute
- Dont think of me as the best looking person in the world think of evry1 in the world uglier than me
- When ur ex gets over u in the blink of an eye u know it was true to dump him and say bye bye
- Imagine ur life wivout me...miserable huh?
- The Next Time U Think Ur Perfect, Try Walking On Water
- Isnt it strange how a heart is 2 upside down teardrops?
- If I could reach up and hold a star for evry time uv made me smile, the entire evening sky Would be in the palm of my hand