LIFE THRU A LENS

Wake up on Sunday morning

Everything feels so boring

It that where it ends

Live your life thru a lens

Hair is the new hat, brown is the new black

She shouldn´t wear this he shouldn´t wear that

Pleasure at leisure make mine a double

measure with friends

Just because I ain´t double barrelled

Don´t mean I haven´t travelled well

Can´t you tell!

Oh no it´s quite appalling

Your conversation is boring as hell, oh well!

Wake up on Sunday morning

And everything feels so boring

Is that where it end

With your life thru a lens

And now your boyfriend´s suspicious

So go home and wash the dishes

And wash them well so he can´t tell

She´s looking real drab just out of rehab

I´m talking football she´s talking ab fab

Your clothes are very kitch

Just because your daddy is rich

You sound so funny with your voice all plummy

Now your cheque´s just bounced better run

to your mummy

And you know it´s a class act she´ll never

ask for it back

Just because I ain´t double barrelled

Don´t mean I haven´t travelled well

Can´t you tell!

Mix with the local gentry and don´t crash

Tarquin´s Bentley

I´ll take the bends with our live thru a lens

You´re scared of the poor and needy

Is that why you´re all inbreedy?

They´re just like you, they need love too

Wake up on Sunday morning

And everythings feels so boring

Is that where it ends

With your live thru a lens

And now your boyfriend´s suspicious

So go home and wash the dishes

And wash them well so he can´t tell