| Dumb People Stories |
| Dumb conversation #1: History: I was advertising on the chat rooms in neopets, minding my own business. To attract some attention to my board, for the opening message I wrote: Sick of those cute girly guilds? So are we. Now understand, I OWN a girl guild on my other account, this was just an advertising tool. Anyway, in about 5 minutes, I recieve a neomail. Dumb Person 1 writes: gurly cute guilds, huh? well for your info., vampires suck like crazi (*yes this is how she spelt it*) and those guilds are the funnest, and you are just jealous I guess, well bye, and if.....oh nevermind, I reply: Ya, vampires suck blood and you know you love it. Dumb Person 1 replies again: Well, then you don't know much. about me, or the "gurly cute guilds" (*let me just remind you again that i own one on my other account*) you're talking about. Those guilds are the bomb, they are the funnest, and red vampire stuff I could literally spit on. So bye.....AGAIN. I reply: I'm putting you on my webpage. You make me laugh. My members will get a kick out of it. Dumb person comes again: so, you thought I thought you didn't have any members huh? (* I think she is thinking a little slow in this part...*) well show's you how confident you really are about your guild huh? (*what?*) well, i'm sure they will get a kick out of it, knowing just how far you're going with this blood sucking junck (*again, yes that's how she spelt it*), lol, its hysterical! my reply: no actually, i thought you knew you had no members, but i obviously over estimated you. :] And actually, they are getting a kick out of it. I've already posted your comments on our guild webpage, they love your stupidity, in case you were wondering. Yes she kept going, but as i dont have enough room to post her ridiculous replies, i will give you the gist of it. Dumb person: She hasnt started her guild yet and her other one has more members than Lestat's Coven...I'll believe that when I get proof. She says hi to you guys. She visited our guild (ahhh how nice.) and she can't believe we are on the "devil's side" alllllllrrrrriiiiiggggghhhhhttttt......how does it feel being horrible bla bla...does it make you feel good being "blood suckers??" ok.....Then she writes "Well, keep posting it's beginging (*yes, this is how she spelled it. It's called English classes people.*) to get good." So I reply, saying that she is ridiculous and she should get a life. We will see what happens on the next installment of dumb people.. Otherwise known as christmasjoy229, you know, if you'd like to meet her or something. And so the moral of the story is, well, there really isnt one other than there are some really stupid people with lots of time on their hands. :) |