"It's not sprawling. It's interpretative dance."
  --- Danny (after doing a dance on the floor to "Happy Birthday")

"Just because you are dancing in Russian pointe shoes doesn't mean you have to dance like a Russian. We are in America here. We have such a thing as demi-pointe over here."
  --- Sharon (at dance camp)

"Don't be laughing and smiling while you dance! Look like a Russian and you like more professional! Be stoic and have no emotion."
  --- Sharon (at dance camp)

"I would have been all over that topic like Old Navy on white trash."
  --- Mr. Scott (after the writing test)

"Praise the Lord! We're out here praising Jesus!"
  --- James (while doing backwards arm circles during band camp PT)

"And that's Kathleen's dad."
  --- Lauren (while pointing on the VA trip)

"Aristocratic."
  --- Me (to Stelle)

"Black magic."
  --- Me (to Stelle)

"MASTER OF MAILBOXES!!"
  --- Me (to Kathleen)

"MASTER OF FENG SHUI!"
  --- Kathleen (to me)

"I don't want to hear anymore about the hotness. I'm trying to watch the movie."
  --- Kathleen (to me while seeing The Last Samurai and Fulltime Killer)

"IT'S THE HOTNESS!!!! IT'S THE HOTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!"
  --- Me (while seeing Fulltime Killer and The Last Samurai)

"*sitting orgasm*"
  --- Hos (after seeing Tetsu of Merry)

"Dr. Scoggins!"
  --- Lauren, Kathleen and I

"Don't call me gothic. I'm not a building."
  --- Lauren

"We'll call your mini stapler, Hebert. Yes, Hebert is a good name."
"Yes, it is."
"But Hebert what?"
"He'll be my gigolo."
  --- Kathleen and I over my mini stapler

"Who we playing?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
  --- James and the band

"#1. Our flags do different stuff for their routine.
#2. Our horn line has different spots for different people.
#3. Our pit actually has stuff to play.
#4. We better than yall.
#5. We better than yall.
#6. We better than yall.
#2011. We better than yall."
  --- Tanya and I at competition

"Oh my God! It's the Korean fairy!"
"Yaaaaayyyy"
  --- Me and Jin

"Jew, your erection is going down."
"What?" (looks down)
"Jacob, the top of the witches hat. It's going down."
"Oh! Well, let me play with it to get it back up."
  --- Kathleen and Jacob

"We are 'here', and we are 'here'. Though, sometimes we are not 'here', but we are 'here'."
  --- Christine and I


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