Below are some incidents that answers the question, why residents of Moulobi Bazar are known as foga (fools)
A Moulobi Bazari guy calls up the Biman office and asked,"How long is the flight to Sylhet?
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the The foga and hangs up.
Q: Why did the foga stare at the frozen Orange Juice Can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What did the foga do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: Why did 18 Moulobibazari go to da movies?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What about the foga whose wife gave birth to twins?
A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.
Q: How do you make a foga laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why do Moulibibazaris work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Jokes on Indians(Punjabis)
Two Sardarjis are in a railway station.
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" asks the first.
"No," answers the RR man.
"Can I?" asks the second Sardarji.
Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy, "I have been illiterate for so long."
2 Sardarji's got fed up with the Govt and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. One asked the other "What happens if the bombs blast off now" The other says "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"
Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he did his exam. For that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
The 'New Age' Love Letter
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo
Had to be those white folks
Old Lady
An old lady stood at the railing of a cruise ship, holding on tight to her hat so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon my forwardness, madam, but were you aware that your dress is blowing up in the wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam," the gentleman said in a worried tone, "you must know that your private parts are exposed!"
The old lady glanced down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Motorcycle Riders
Two guys were roaring down the road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that."
"Just put the jacket on backwards." His friend advised. They continued down the road but around the next bend, they lost control and wiped out.
A nearby farmer came upon the accident and ran to call the police. They asked him, "Are they showing any signs of life?"
"Well," the farmer explained, "the driver was until I turned his head around the right way!"
Mom?
Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said. "I'm sorry if I've been staring, but you look just like me son who died recently.
"I'm sorry for your loss," the young man replied. "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Well, as I'm leaving, could you just say 'Goodbye, mother!?' It would make me feel so much better." She gave him a sweet smile.
"Of course I can," the young man promised. As she gathered her bags and left, he called out "Goodbye, mother!" just as she had requested, feeling good about her smile. Stepping up to the counter, he saw that his total was about $100 higher than it should be. "That amount is wrong," he said. "I only have a few items!"
"Oh, your mother said that you would pay for her," explained the clerk.
Doctors At The Pearly Gates
Confronted by two doctors and an HMO manager at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked them to identify and explain themselves. The first doctor stepped forward.
"I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped children overcome deformities!"
"You may enter," St. Peter said.
The second doctor stepped up. "I was a psychiatrist and helped people find peace!" St. Peter ushered him through the gates.
The HMO manager stepped forward. "As an HMO manager, I helped people get cost-effective health care!" St. Peter waved him forward, but stopped him right as he got to the gates.
"You may stay for three days. After that, you're out of here!"
Hotel Breakfast
One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough. I also want some rubbery bacon, burnt toast, and butter that's so cold it's impossible to spread. Finally, I'll have a pot of extra-weak coffee, served at room temperature."
The bewildered waiter almost stuttered. "Sir! We cannot serve such an awful breakfast to you here!"
"Why not?" the guest replied. "That's what I got here yesterday!"
The Cemetery
Walking home after a Halloween party, two young men decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery for a thrill. They both stopped abruptly when they heard a mysterious tap-tap-tapping noise in the shadows. Their eyes grew large until the mist cleared and they saw an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping at one of the headstones.
"Geez, mister!" one of them exclaimed. "You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
The old man replied angrily, "Those darn fools misspelled my name!"
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A Moulobi Bazari guy calls up the Biman office and asked,"How long is the flight to Sylhet?
