1. It beats being an American.
2. The only country to successfully invade
the US and burn its capital to the
ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months
a year, outdoors.
4. The only country to successfully invade
the US and burn its capital to the
ground.
5. Where else can you travel 1,000
miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to
smoking pot and his/her popularity
ratings will rise.
7. The only country to successfully invade
the US and burn its capital to the
ground.
8. You can kill Grizzly bears with huge
shotguns and cover your house in their
skins.
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
10. The only country to successfully
invade the US and burn its capital to the
ground.
1. You can have a woman president
without electing her.
2. You can spell color wrong and get
away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
4. You can be a crook and still be
president.
5. If you've got enough money you
can get elected to do anything.
6. If you can breathe you can get a
gun.
7. You get to be really obese.
8. You can play golf in the most
hideous clothes ever made and nobody
seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've
never met "buddy".
10. You can think you're the greatest
nation on earth.
10a. When you're not.
10b. At all.
1. Two World Wars and One World
Cup-doo-dah, doo-dah...
2. Proper beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with
the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously
in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every
single summer.
7. You can live in the past and
imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you
need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh.
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