Variatstvo

by Lesia and Friends

I Have So Many Inside Jokes With People And I Try To Put Them On Here, But Then I Forget Them, So If Any Of You Out There Remember Anything... Just Let Me Know So I Can Add It On Here...

THIS FIRST SECTION IS DEDICATED TO MY CANADIENS! :

• "They're A Little Snug In The Dupa" -- Adia

• "Life Is Like A D*ck, When It Gets Tough, F*ck It" -- Katrusia

• "I'm Not A Bitch --- I'm THE bitch" -- Ottawa '99

• "Ukrainians Aren't Alchoholics... Well, Except Me" -- Kwij

• "He's A Virgo, And You Know What That Means-- He Cannot And Never Will Have Sex" -- Lorne

• "I Hate When The Crotch Isn't Good, You Know..." -- Adia! lol

• "Don't Worry... Just Drink It Off" -- Kwij

• "Your Sign Rules The Lower Lumbar Region And The Buttocks" -- Katrusia

• "Hey, Bida... You Wanna Fork?"-- Kwijibo (aka Nickola Maibroda)

• "Natalka Is Not A Bitch... Yeah Right!!" -- I think this refers to all the Montrealers :-)

• "Look, Look, There's My Foot!!"- Adiatko

• "That's Not Real Sugar... It's Crap... You Have To Burn It" -- Lorne

• "You're My Role Model!"-- Andrijko Maibroda

• "I'm Not A Horse" -- Adia

• "What's The Beef?"-- Romchyk Pomchyk Zavada

• "You Have To Go Because I'm Not A Rodyna By Myself" --Adiatko

• "Do You Like Hardwood Or Softwood?"-- Nick Katchmar, I Think...

• "Open The Door! It's Getting Hot In Here"- Adia - While Burning Her Face

• "Write Drunk; Revise Sober."-- Contributed by Adia

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HERE'S WHERE WE AMERICANS GET IN...

guys, i remember there being quite a few from ski camp, but i didn't write them down... if you remember anything... let me know

• "That's Way Kinky" -- My quote from ski camp '99... don't steal it... or else... boode bida!

• "I'd rather have a monkey than a boyfriend" -- Talia Kuzla

• "Your ass isn't fat... it's TONED..." -- Diko

• "This food stamp is cutting off my circulation!"-- Ulia

• "Gore-Tex.... is that some sort of condom...?" --Yeah Ulia!!! LOL

• "Don't say that dude.... just CHILL.... " -- Dumi

• "He's a big guy..." -- Talia referring to Kolia :-)

• "He is built like a Greek god"-- Talia

• "WHOA BUDDY!!" -- I have no idea what this is from... but it hilarious... :-)

• "The Rock can be the king in my ring" -- Talia Kuzla

• "Get your ghetto booty of my jacket" -- Yeah Yuri... uki school

• "I don't buy my CDs from KMart because I don't like them censored" -- Justin from Spencer's

• "I'd slap you... but shit splatters" -- Good Times LOL!!! :-)

• X/\I6!! -- Maturalna 2000 Insider

• Good Times -- general quote

• Talia's Baby Food Jar At Maturalna --- LOL!

• "What's Going On In There?.... "Something REALLY bad... I Can't Go In There" -- Malanka and druh Orest at ski camp... :D... referring to the whole Diko and Nat thing...

• "He's My Living Nightmare" -- Lesia

• "He Who Laughs Last, Probably Didn't Get The Joke"-- Aduk

• "Don't Hold My Hand Cause That Would Just Be WRONG!"-- Lesia

• "It's Like Wanting Steak, But Getting A Hot Dog"-- Kuz

• "Neurotic Creature"-- Anonymous

• "Stupid Minds Think Alike"-- Lesia's brainchild

• "What's A Blow Job?"-- Chrystynka

• "Kholyera... You're Sitting On My Sister!"-- Lesia...Uh Hmm...Pawlo!

• "He Became Hideous Overnight"-- Unknown

• "'I See,' Said The Blind Man To The Deaf Dog, As He Picked Up The Ax And Saw"-- Andrew John

• "I Hate You With A Grizzly Passion"--Talia, referring to Chris Cain

• "Don't Touch My Book, Don't Touch My Book! FINE. Ow! Bitch!!"-- Lesia and Talia During Yet Another Humorous Study Hall

• "You Zhyd!"-- Talia

• "To Siberia, You Beech!"-- Talia

• "Maximo Guevara!!"- I Have No Idea

• "Hey, Ad... There's A Bumb Behind Our Tent... Oh Nevermind, It's Only Olexa."-- Lesia

• "Tykho Dity, Tykho"-- Doob

• "Hudsucker"-- Blockbuster

• "Ya Ye"-- Yurij

• "Carpe Diem"-- Dead Poet's Society

• "Oh Lesia!"-- Lesia... Don't Ask!!!

• "Osh, Khloptsi... Myaso."-- Andrij Luciw (Right Chrystia?)

• "Don't do anything I would do"-- Danyo

• "This Is Screwy...Click"-- Andrijko

• "It's Not Your Head... It's A Coconut!"-- Lesia

• "So Did You Have To Dance With Pan Dora?"-- Talia

• "GET UP, BITCH!"-- Lesia Referring To Adia

• "One Word...Valoosh."-- Hudka

General Quotes!

• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

• Never test the depth of the water with both feet

• Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield

• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

• A shot of vodka a day, keeps the doctor away

• If at first you don't succeed, fuck the world and smoke some weed

• Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...

• Happiness is the best medicine

• If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend." - Stone Temple Pilots

• I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay." - Dave Matthews Band

• why drink and drive when u can smoke and fly?

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