| Even More of...The Cast |
| Disco Cobbs Full Name: Shatondra "Git down, git funky" Cobbs. Occupation: Go-go dancer and curator of the Don King Museum of Famous Afros. Height: 5'5" Favorite Clothing: RollerHeels. Vehicle of Choice: Toyota Tundra Favorite Actor: Mr. T ** To Shatondra, disco never died. In fact, it lives on everyday at the Copacabana where she works hustling naive soldiers and inebriated Japanese businessmen. She spends her hard-grooved salary funding the Don King Museum of Famous Afros. Shatondra also maintains the largest and most-comprehensive Mr. T website on the Internet. Dubbed Tondra T's House of Pitying, it boasts a weekly hit rate in the dozens and has been awarded the Too Much Time Medal as well as the Free Award Award. |
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| Random People! Random people are just that: random. They appear as supporting/background characters and are as varied as can be. Examples include a guy with a moustache, a Texan, and some chick, as pictured to your left. Also included as random people are cameos by famous people, such as Fidel Castro and Richard Nixon! |
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| Adam Hunter Full Name: Adam Hunter. Nickname: The Hunter becomes the Hunted Occupation: Owner/operator of Computer! Computer! The Computer SuperStore! and anime freak. Height: 5'8" Favorite Relaxation: Playing DDR. Favorite Exercise: Playing DDR Favorite Video Game: Ms. PacMan and DDR (tie) ** As a young man, Adam Hunter has always loved anything Japanese, especially Anime. Starting at the age of three, young Adam became an avid Dance! Dance! Revolution (DDR) player and became the Global Champion by age 12. Unfortunetly, a loss of center of gravity during a Dance Off at a local Celebration Station led to a tragic accident, crippling his ability to successfully bust moves and he has been resigned to managing different computer/Anime-related retail stores ever since. |
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| Richard Nixon Full Name: Richard Milhous Nixon II. Occupation: President of the United States. Height: 5'9" Favorite Food: Lemons. Tops on his Enemies List: Woodward and Bernstein. Favorite Quote: "Suck it!" ** During the 2008 primaries, GOP candidate Dick Cheney died after he was struck with fifteen simultaneous heart attacks. It was agreed upon by top party officials that an attempt would be made to clone Cheney, but that proved unsuccessful when his clone's heart exploded -- twice. A secret vote was taken and it was decided that the body of Richard Nixon would be exhumed and a portion of his DNA would be taken for cloning. Sweeping all 50 states in November, Nixon II cracked a tyrannical whip across the world. Starting with the sustained carpet bombing of Saigon, Nixon imprisoned 240,000 Americans and Canadians guilty of "being jerkoffs" and murdered former advisor Henry Kissinger, subsequently cloning him in order to avoid that weird space-time continuum thing explained in Back to the Future, Part II. |
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| Some Chick Full Name: ??. Occupation: ??. Height: 5'5" ** Who is this mysterious female? Is she a secret agent? Yauch's mistress? Col. Dreggors' special someone? Seig Kyle's plaything? Who knows? I don't. I might later. |
| MiG-31 Foxbat Full Name: Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-31 Foxbat. Occupation: High-altitude interceptor. Top Speed: Mach 2.5+ ** As a former top fighter jet of the Soviet Air Force (VVF), this MiG-31 Foxbat continues to patrol the evening skies, hunting for NATO bombers that will never come... |
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