Andrew Lerner
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Name: Andrew Lerner
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This is Odie and I on our Terrace in Rego Park
I am a Financial Information Telecommunications Technician, and own a six room condo in Lake Mary, Florida.

My Favorite Music

The following is a list of some of the groups and artists I listen to on a regular basis: Aerosmith, Boston, Chicago, Def Leopard, ELO, Foreigner, The Guess Who, Green Day, Heart, Vanilla Fudge, Jethro Tull, Kansas, Korn, Kid Rock, Led Zeppelin, Metalica, Nirvana, The Offspring, Peter Frampton, Queen, Rob Zombie, Soundgarden, The Cars, Traffic, White Zombie, Yes, ZZ-Top, Stone Temple Pilots, No Doubt, The Smashing Pumkins, AC/DC, Blondie, Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Creedence Clearwater Revival, John Fogerty, Eric Clapton, Cream, Bad Company, Dishwalla, Blue Oyster Cult, The Kinks, Dire Straights, The Talking Heads, Linkin Park,The Doors, Guns 'N Roses, Bon Jovi, The Beastie Boys, Elton John, Blood Sweat & Tears, Limp Bizkit, Jefferson Airplane, The Carpenters, Carole King, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, Meat Loaf, and Ozzy Osbourne. If you did not see a famous group listed here, it is probably because I do not enjoy them enough.

The following are tunes that I love from artists that were not mentioned: Pump It Up-Elvis Costello, Super Freak-Rick James, Time Warp (Rocky Horror), Frankenstein-Edger Winter, Dir Kommisar(ATF), Fame(Bowie/Lennon), Rock Lobster-B52's, Heavy Metal, Beat It, Billie Jean, Sweet Dreams, Sledgehammer, Walk This Way(Run DMC), Layla-D&TD, Imagine, You Light Up My Life, Star Trek Theme, Star Trek: TNG Theme, Purple Haze-Hendrix, Star Trek: Voyager Theme, China Grove-DB, We're an American Band, School's Out, Sixteen-Alice Cooper, Hold Your Head Up-Argent, Rock And Roll All Night-Kiss, All the Young Dudes-MTH, Diamond Girl-S&C, Taxi, Mr. Tambourine Man-Byrds, The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, Hawaii Five-O, I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing, Pinball Wizard(The Who), I'll Be There For You-TR, Third, and Fifth-Beethoven, Money(Pink Floyd).

MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS of all time include:

Sex and The City, Six Feet Under, My So Called Life, FRIENDS, Modern Marvels-HIS, Biography-A&E, St. Elsewhere-NBC, Northern Exposure, Star Trek: TNG, Mission Impossible(old and new), Behind The Music-VH1, The Twilight Zone(old and new), Star Trek-NBC, The Outer Limits(old and new-SCI-FI), Star Trek: Voyager-UPN, The Simpsons-FOX, Friends-NBC, Frasier-NBC, Rocky and Bullwinkle, LA Law-NBC, Meet The Press-NBC,60 Minutes, Big Brother-CBS, The Family Guy-FOX, King Leonardo and his short subjects(The King and Odie).

My High Speed Web Life:

Earthlink Broadband,Yahoo, Employment listings, Meeting People, Making web pages, News articles, eBay, researching, ordering movies, music, ordering groceries, Google, AIM, Email, videos, talking.

ANDREW LERNER, Biography

My height is 6', 1". February 21, 1958 is when I was born in Roslyn, NY. I grew up in Syosset, Nassau County, Long Island, NY. I am a resident of a beautiful six room apartment, in Lake Mary, Florida. I own a 1999 beige Escort. .  I wrote this using my beige computer system.

LIVING

I love lasagna, chocolate, lean kosher corned beef on seedless rye bread with brown mustard, potatoes prepared in the following ways: salad, pancakes, Knish, baked, boiled, and mashed, lox & cream cheese on an egg bagel, rice, pasta, and water. I do not like eating frankfurters, bologna, asparagus, veal, or lamb. I do not drink alcoholic beverages, or smoke.

DIETARY RESTRICTIONS

No residue such as: seeds, skins, raw vegetables, garnish, and pulp. No pork products, seafood, barbequed or fried food, non-kosher meats*, and dairy with meat*. Limit beverages with carbonation, caffeine, fruit juice, alcohol, and milk. *When convenient. I have an ulcer, colitis, GERD, and am lactose intolerant.

POLITICAL VIEWS

I oppose any law allowing for a time of silence or prayer in public schools. I oppose any law prohibiting certain treatments of a flag. I favor government funding of stem cell research, health-care, and abortion. Cloning is ok. No rights should be abridged or denied due to sexual orientation. Homosexuality is natural and healthy behavior. I support a woman's right to choose. I oppose capital punishment. The possession of marijuana should be decriminalized. Prostitution should be legalized. I am in favor of a national federally funded program. I have been a member of the ACLU, and a Democrat.

LIFESTYLE

My least favorite occupations are in these fields or industries: The military, religion, medicine, mining, scouting, camping, sports, construction, and sanitation. My favorite fields include: Law, Psychology, Communication, Marketing, and Engineering. I am heterosexual. I crave dry cool clean air, quiet, and silence. My favorite time of day is 3:30am.

HOMES

I have lived in Roslyn, Syosset, Farmingdale, Hicksville, Bethpage, Corona, Woodside, Forest Hills, Elmhurst, Rego Park, Rego Park, Bellerose, Elmont and Bellerose. These are towns on Long Island or in Queens.

FORMER CLIENTS

Radio Shack, Topps Appliance City, Fortunoff Fine Jewelry, The Wiz Distributors, Schweber Electronics, All Seasons Auto School, A-Club Driving School, Glen Cove Auto School. Cory Auto School, Broadway Driving School, Westvaco, Porta Systems, TMP, CMP, Commodities Exchange Center, North American Philips, John Jay College, Bon Appetite Glat Kosher II, Chemical Bank, Dominos Pizza, Lums, Hoffritz for Cutlery, PetLand Discounts, Kirby Vacuum, Bayside Federal, Melmarkets FoodTown, Dover Garage, 18th Street Management, Sunshine Boys, Franklin Square Taxi, Office Max, Max-Z Distributors, Choopons, Smith&I Landscaping, Sterling Publishing, Staff Builders, Abraham and Strauss, E J Korvettes, Guinan Litho, and National Publishing.

MY FAVORITE BRANDS

Panasonic, Hewlett Packard, Microsoft, Palm, Papermate, Fieldcrest, Grado, Canton, Timex, Working-Assets, Denon, Yamaha, Sharp, NEC, Logitech, Whirlpool, GE, RCA, Toyota, Honda, Mazda, Levi Strauss, Boston Market, Coca Cola, Hebrew National, Empire, Prozac, Scott, La-Z-boy, Kings Down, Texas Instruments, Tropicana, Deer Park, Sony, Toshiba, New-Balance, Consumer Reports, Arm&Hammer, Rubbermaid, Samsung, Swingline, Suave, Gillette, Monster-Cable, AAA, Audiovox, Staples, Oral-B, Johnson&Johnson, Kodak, Hon, Gold-Toe, Jockey, Tums, Totes, Levitton, Rao's, Black&Decker, Quaker, Pizzaria-Uno, Bertucci, Ground-Round, Progresso, Proton, Colgate, Sprint, Paramount, Scotch, TDK, Harman/kardon, Paws, Stop & Shop, Verizon, The New York Times, American Standard, Fox's U-bet, Eveready, Calphalon, and IAMs.

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My Favorite Music and TV

The following is a list of some of the groups and artists I listen to on a regular basis:

Aerosmith, Boston*, Chicago, Def Leopard, ELO, Foreigner, The Guess Who, Heart, Iron Butterfly, Jethro Tull, Kansas, Kid Rock, Led Zeppelin*, Metalica, Nirvana*, The Offspring, Peter Frampton, Queen, Rob Zombie, Soundgarden*, The Cars, Traffic, White Zombie, Yes, ZZ-Top, Stone Temple Pilots, No Doubt, The Smashing Pumkins, AC/DC, Blondie, Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, Stevie Wonder, The Rolling Stones, Creedence Clearwater Revival, John Fogerty, Eric Clapton, Cream, Bad Company, Dishwalla, Blue Oyster Cult, Rod Stewart, Dire Straights, The Talking Heads, The Doors, Guns 'N Roses*, Bon Jovi, The Beastie Boys, Elton John, Blood Sweat & Tears, Limp Bizkit, Jefferson Airplane, The Carpenters, Korn, Carole King, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, Meat Loaf, Ozzy Osbourne, and Linkin Park.

If you did not see a famous group listed here, it is probably because I do not enjoy them enough.

The following are tunes that I love from artists that were not mentioned:

Pump It Up*-Elvis Costello, Super Freak*-Rick James, Heartbreaker-PB, Time Warp(Rocky Horror), Frankenstein-Edger Winter, Dir Kommisar(ATF), Fame(Bowie/Lennon), Rock Lobster-B52's, Heavy Metal, Beat It, Billie Jean, Detachable Penis, Sweet Dreams, Sledgehammer, Butterfly-Crazy Town, Lola*-The Kinks, Walk This Way(Run DMC), Layla*-D&TD, Imagine, You Light Up My Life, Star Trek Theme, Star Trek: TNG Theme, Purple Haze-Hendrix, Star Trek: Voyager Theme, China Grove-DB, We're an American Band, School's Out, Sixteen-Alice Cooper, Hold Your Head Up-Argent, Rock And Roll All Night-Kiss, All the Young Dudes-MTH, Diamond Girl-S&C, Taxi, Mr. Tambourine Man-Byrds, The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, Hawaii Five-O, I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing, Pinball Wizard(The Who, Elton Jonn), Band of Gold, I'll Be There For You-TR, Money(Pink Floyd), and all other versions. *I love this group, artist, or song

FAVORITE TV PROGRAMS of all time include:

Big Brother 2000, 2, 3, 4-CBS(The Eye), Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Modern Marvels-HIS, Biography-A&E, St. Elsewhere-NBC, Northern Exposure, Star Trek: TNG, Mission Impossible(old and new), Behind The Music-VH1, The Twilight Zone(old and new), Star Trek-NBC, The Outer Limits(old and new)-SCI-FI, Star Trek: Voyager-UPN, The Simpsons-FOX, Odie & Friends (Garfield), Friends-NBC, Frasier-NBC, Rocky and Bullwinkle, LA Law-NBC, Meet The Press-NBC,60 Minutes, The Family Guy-FOX, Enterprise(?)-UPN, fall 2001. FAVORITE PEOPLE: Madonna, Oprah Winfrey, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Charles Schumer, Hilary Clinton, Al Sharpton, Linda Blair, Valerie Bertinelli, Sharon Stone, Meg Ryan, Ben Stein, Steven Wright,Michael Jackson, Dustin Hoffman, Jim Davis... PEOPLE I HATE: Jerry Faldwell, Pat Robertson, Sadam Hussein, George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan...

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FAVORITE MOVIES

Comedy: Spaceballs Drama: Shawshank Redemption Adventure: Raiders of the Lost Ark Tragedy: Network Star Trek: Star Trek IV, The Voyage Home Science Fiction: The Time Machine Epic: The Ten Commandments Social comment: Being There Autobiography: Private Parts Romance: Groundhog Day TV based: The Fugitive Documentary: Schindlers List Biography: Gandhi Musical: Yellow Submarine NC17 Animation: Fritz the Cat Paranormal: Ghost Future: Sleeper Speculative Fiction: The Matrix Psycho/Political: A Clockwork Orange.

MY HIGH SPEED WEB LIFE

[email protected], meeting people, making web pages, reading specific news articles, TV, eBay, researching, ordering movies, music, ordering groceries, Google, AIM=Andrew Lerner, e-mail, verbal talking, Chat rooms.

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SHORT AUTOBIOGRAPHY

I want to boldly go where most everyone else has gone before. My education and career has been in computer technology since 1975. I love my dog Odie. Rock, hard Rock, heavy metal, and alternative music from today, and back through the seventies, are my favorite music. Altamonte Springs, Florida is where I live and park my car.

Occupation: Looking for you.
Motto: Respect and accept all people, animals, and the environment the way they are or it is.
Hero: Bill Gates
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Least Favorite Food: Seafood Favorite TV Show:
Big Brother 
Least Favorite TV Show: Boxing
Favorite Movie:
Shawshank Redemption
Least Favorite Movie: Grease Favorite Band/Singer: Nirvana Least Favorite Band/Singer: Bruce Springstein
Favorite Magazine: Consumer Reports
Favorite Sport: no
Favorite Color: light brown
Least Favorite Color: no

Others see me as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see me as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest... not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal! To friends I DO make, I expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know me realize it takes a lot to shake my trust in my friends, but equally that it takes me a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

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A fun email to send to people:

1. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you will send. 2.Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. 3.Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. 4.Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you.

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT: I eat, sleep and relieve when my body tells me to. In exchange, I live.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I am not. I am reading what I am typing.

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: I have several. My favorite is all black. I do not use it because I use a track ball.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
That is obsolete, and replaced with my computer system.

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINES? All those are on the Internet, Consumer Reports...

6. FAVORITE SMELLS? Teen spirit. Chocolate fudge brownies being baked.

7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? The dog’s relief.

8. FAVORITE SOUND? Rock 'N Roll music: Hard Rock music, Alternative music, Heavy metal music, and Classic Rock music. Especially played on my 500-watt surround sound HK receiver, Klipsch speakers, and Velodyne sub-woofer with self contained 100-watt amp. I will further describe my home and car systems at some future time.

9. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? *I agree with Kurt: Having to relieve myself when doing something important and I'd have to agree with John as well: getting caught doing something you are not supposed to be doing.

10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU FIRST WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Wanting to keep sleeping.

11. FAVORITE COLOR?
Light brown.

12. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

There are no rings. The melody, and how long it plays depends on who is calling. 

13. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? I do not plan to have one. If I did, its name would be "Seven." My dog's name was Odie.

14. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Friendship, love, affection, happiness.

15. FAVORITE FOOD? Italian. Anything with pasta, tomatoes, potatoes, or chocolate.

16. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No. However Odie used to jump on my bed occasionally.

17. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?

Yes. See answers to questions 6 and 15.

18. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

Yes, when it is safe and legal to do.

19. STORMS COOL OR SCARY?

Cool. Especially when there are big raindrops and powerful storms so that the windshield of your car is under constant barrage. *

20. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

Matchbox.

21. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE CELEBRITY WHO WOULD IT BE?

Bill Gates

22. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Oxymoron

23. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

Pisces.

24. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

yes.

25. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

President of the USA.

26. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?

Is that a question?* What hair?

27. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? That is a good question.

28. FAVORITE MOVIE?

Comedy: Spaceballs*
Drama: Shawshank Redemption* Adventure: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom*
Tragedy: Network
Star Trek: IV
Science Fiction: The Time Machine
Epic: The Ten Commandments Social comment: Being There Autobiography: Private Parts Romance: Groundhog Day
TV based: The Fugitive Documentary: Schindlers List Biography: Gandhi
Musical: Yellow Submarine NC17 Animation: Fritz the Cat Paranormal: Ghost

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?

sregnif tfel eht tub syek gnorw eht htiw epyt i, on* (yes)

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

New clean carpeting.

31. FAVORITE NUMBER

6 and 9 are cool, but not necessarily 69, though it's a good one* "Infinity and beyond". See answer to question 13. I enjoy a good number two about five times a day.

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Oxymoron.

33. FAVORITE SIGHT? The Manhattan skyline on a clear morning

34. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. He is very intelligent and smart.

35. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I did not send this yet. The person who sent this to me, if it is Kurt.

35. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY NOT TO RESPOND? Again, I did not send this yet. If I do send it to George W. Bush, then him.


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