There once was a man named Fitzpatrick,
Spent his time teaching his cat tricks!
When the cat wouldnt do
What he wanted him to
He called me, and friggin' blinded his cat, then I blinded him too! Har!

There once was a young blonde named Blaire,
Who would do anything on a dare,
She crossed over the street,
Was quite quick on her feet,
Then I popped 'er eye out with a friggin' ice cream scooper! Har!
~As courtesy of Mc.Pissy Himself~

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