Dead Dog!!He picks the dog up and rushes him to the Veterinarian The vetranarian examines the dog. "I'm sorry sir this, dog is dead. " The doctor tells him. "No, I don't believe it." exclaims the man, "I want another opinion." The man spots a Choclate Lab in a cage across the room. "Bring that other dog over here and see if he can get a responce out of my dog." he says to the vetranarian. The vetranerian brings the lab over and sets him next to the dog. The lab nudges the dog with his nose and gets no responce. He barks a couple of times and nothing happens. The Lab paws the dog lying on the table, no responce, he lies there, still limp. "Sir, your dog is dead" The vetranarian responds. "No" says the man, "I still don't belive it. I want to try something else.". The man looks around the room and spies a cat in a cage. "My dog hated cats" He said, "Put the cat next to him". The vetranarian gets the cat out of the cage puts him on the floor. The cat paces around the room looking at the dog lying on the table. he meows, no responce, he meows again, only louder this time, still no responce out of the dog. He jumps up on the table, gets right up to the face of the dog and looks him right in the eye and meows again, the dog just lies there limp, no responce. The vetranarian picks up the cat and puts him back in his cage. "Sir, your dog is dead" The vetranarian says to the man. "O K" The man says, "How much do I owe you?". "Twenty five hundred dollars" The vet tells him. "Twenty five hundred dollars!!", the man exclaims, "What the hell for?" The vetranarian looks at him and says "Five hundred dollars for my examination, one thousand for the Lab tests and one thousand for the cat scan."@ |