Twenty Four Ways To Cope With Stress!

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2.] Use your Master Card to pay your Visa & vise versa.

3.] Pop some popcorn without the lid.

4.] When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.

5.] Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

6.] Dance naked infront of your pets.

7.] Put your toddlers clothes on backwards, & send him off.

8.] Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

9.] Tape pictures of your boss to watermellons, & launch them from high places.

10.] Leaf through a "National Geographic" & draw underwear on the natives.

11.] Tatoo "Out to lunch" on your forehead.

12.] Go shopping, buy everthing, sweat in them, return them the next day.

13.] Buy a subscription of "Slezoid Weekly" & send it to your boss's wife.

14.] Pay your electric bill in pennies.

15.] Drive to work in reverse.

16.] Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

17.] Sit naked on a shelled boiled egg.

18.] Polish your car with ear wax.

19.] Read the dictionary upside down, & look for secret messages.

20.] Start a nasty rumour, & see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

21.] Braid the hairs in your nostrels.

22.] Write a short story using alphabet soup.

23.] Stare at people through the lines of a fork, & pretend their in jail.

24.] Make up a language, & ask people for directions.@