Characters: Raul (GT), Jeb (Steve), Olidammara the god of Trickery
Setting: The Mountains of the Silent Watch, North of Poden
Raul and Jeb had set off to the mine in the Mountains of the Silent Watch to explore what was there. Upon their arrival they found several shadow thieves and quickly dispatched them. Venturing further into the mines they found many a manner of creatures. The mine itself was divided in 2. A west and east. Each having 4 enterances (the west only had 3 remaining, 1 had collapsed). They first explored the west side, and it ended up being 3 stories deep. An encounter with a water naga and a bloodvine (a different story) weakened the party and made them decide to go back to Poden to rest and get supplies. Upon exiting the caves, Raul pulled out his magic carpet and the flight back to Poden began. Not long after they started their way, it began to rain. Now, a magic carpet plus rain equals disaster. So Raul decided to land and make camp in the forest they were over until the rain stopped.
After having set up camp and a few tents, the rain came harder and the winds blow wildly. Raul was very intent on getting back to Poden, so he asked his god Olidammara to stop the rain. Olidammara (being the god of Trickery) snickered secretly at this pathetic prayer, and said, "Very well, I shall stop the raid but I can only do so with the aid of a naked rain dance." Raul sighed, but he was in a hurry to return to Poden and stripped his clothes and danced in the rain. Olidammara laughed and laughed as he made Raul's clothes blow away.
Jebidiah, who had been laughing from one of the tents, stepped out and threw a rock at Raul while he was dancing. Jeb hit what he aimed for and... well... lets just say Raul was on the ground screaming. Jeb laughed and turned to return to his tent. Raul struggled to get up and, while being in a state of confusion and frenzy, got up and yelled, "I'm gonna rape you!" Jeb turned and saw the naked half-elf running towards him attempting to leap on him. Jeb raised his large barbarian fist and slammed Raul in the face rendering him unconcious. Thinking that he would try again, Jeb tied him up and threw him in another tent. Having slight pity for the man, Jeb searched for his clothes, but only found his shirt. He threw it in on Raul just as he was waking up. The storm had not died down and Raul's sanity had appearntly not come back to him. He flipped around like a fish out of water yelling at Jeb, "I'm gonna get you!" Jeb's pity was instantly gone. He stepped forward and knocked the little man out again. Suddenly getting back to Poden became important to Jeb too, he didn't want to be here alone with Raul. He packed up the tents and started to drag Raul as he marched to Poden.
When Poden came in sight, Raul began to wake up. Jeb let go of him and turned to face him, "If you try anything, you won't be getting up ever again." Raul had regained his sanity and thought it best that he not bitch about the rock throwing right now, "I won't do anything." Jeb nodded his head and went into Poden. Raul, however, paused. He had no pants, but at this point he had no pride either. He walked up to the city guards with just a shirt. The guard raised his eyebrow and asked, "What business to you have in Poden?" With no remorse or fear of a beating he replied, "I want to buy some clothes." The guard laughed and nodded his head as he let Raul pass to buy his new clothes.