| v. Perfidious Albion, 3-1 |
| On a cold blustery day the leopards achieved a mighty slay market Road stood agog as Paddy's boys went on a jog The crowd were silenced as Ethan swung the ball arrived and Chazzy climbed a rung but no connection as he leapt, never fear, at least Deji proved adept. The leopards tried and tried yet each time they were denied as the pony-tailed one stood firm and even Ben proved no parasitic worm Half time and everything changed so as to make Ricky B almost deranged Enter Big Stevo into the fray and enter also great dismay Chazzy stumbled, free-kick given free kick taken, and subsequently driven Stevo minor beaten by unstoppable power Oh dearest leopards, time for the shower? Once more into the breach dear friends with Ethan here, we have one who transcends Not once, but twice he struck to leave the albion cursing their luck. The final whistle sounded as the hearts of the Dans pounded 3 points for the league and no little lack of battle fatigue |