Richard Bryant

    The leopards' very own Roy Keane, the complete midfielder (not!): the engine, the box to box dynamo, scorer of crucial goal in 8-1 losses, bristling with combatative energy (webmasters thoughts, 'perhaps too much combatative energy?), revelling in the maturity brought on by the captaincy, most mild mannered member of the team....
      Unlike Roy however, Richard is perhaps the poorest member of the side, earning in 2 years what Keane earns in a year. Just to confirm that for you, Richard earns in 2 years what Keane does in a week. (webmaster: Don't worry Richard, Ed takes a decade)
       Another thing he shares with Keano is (and before I hear the resounding cry of 'on-field discipline'), having to refuse lucrative moves abroad (i.e Downing Street); instead choosing to choosing to display his puppy love for the Leopards' cause. (shame on all of you (Nick V-D) who doubted my commitment).
      Most likely to be seen: having a friendly shake of hands with the opposition, (Bryant didn't play when the Leopards won the fair play league)
      Least likely to be seen: Struggling home under the burden of a huge pay packet.
      Claim to fame: the only member of the squad to have had responsiblity for the educational welfare of several fellow leopards. The only member of the squad to wear priceless underwear. The only member of the leopards to have been knighted. (work it out)

Ricky B's role model, the one and only Hannibal Lecter