Player Reports 1999
Heneage Stevenson: I've got to say that I fear for Hudge's relationships in later life. He is rather like Chandler from Friends, terrified of commitment. And that his Hudge's relationship with the Leopards, he'll play a game score a 30 yard screamer, set up two others, but if you can't do that week in week out, what is the point. Chandler has found love with Monica and now feels he can commit to her, the question is will Hudge find
love with the Leopards.
Mark: C+

Ben Rowland: A good signing for the leopards from Balliol for a mars bar. Ben offers a great deal of options with him being able to play in goal and outfield, fitness is needed to be improved upon however.
Mark: C+

John Cassy: John will now be available to play more often as he has sold his sole to the Guardian but he will provide those Mark Hughes qualities up front where we badly need more options. John needs to be stronger in the tackle have put a monocle on his eye for goal.
Mark: C

Orlando Swayne: I always like to leave Les's report to last, don't ask me why. As I have mentioned in end of year reports before, I very much feel that Les has been on this learning curve, getting off the Physics and on to the Football. Les has now left this curve and is on the road to becoming a fully active member of the Leopards squad. He has scored one of the goals of the season and is now learning to pass the way you are facing. He does still have a slight problem with heading, who can forget does legendary squats followed by a leap into the air, only to find that the ball has gone past him.
Mark:  B- 


Summing up

The leopards have had a fairly good season in what however you can only describe as a mediocre league. They need to plunge in to the transfer market, and through all the swamp of roumours I can confirm that a firm bid has been made to Westminster for a new and young exciting midfielder, who should add a bit of zip to the team.
I would say that the team had never played up to its full potential this season. I blame ill discipline for this.

The Team's general mark

Mark: C+
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