Patrick Inglis

'El Captaino'

     Promoted to Player/Manager after last years dismal results under Nick 'all talk no trousers' Van den Arend, this veteran of the pitch but novice of the boardroom, spent heavily during the summer, but mainly on some stylish leopard skin trousers for the club dinner.
     After scouring high and low and many a park kick around he has finally been able to bring some fresh new talent to the club. Consequently he has wisely (and convincingly) faked injuries in order to avoid embarassment of having to drop himself. (Webmaster's thoughts: Then why fake injuries for the last 3 years?'
     He now maxes out what is undoubtedly his finest talent, abusing people from the safety of the touchline. However it is rumoured that he will never give up playing until either, 'all talk no trousers', or Ed 'OG' Fenn-Smith can out pace him.
     His current main ambition is to attend a leopards dinner, with title in hand and sporting a complete leopard skin suit. He has also promised to invest heavily in the youth system in a desperate bid to get a better end of season report. SHAME ON YOU!.
   

Paddy on one of the clubs so called 'community' days. Thanks Gramps