'God I'm Ugly'-anonymous
'Shit, I'm done for if they sign Hitchen' - Luffie
'Oh no, not another troupe of naked supermodels approaching, dazzled by my stunning looks, inspirational football and red eyes' - Big Stevo
'The first time Big Stevo has found the net all season, will it be the last?' - Ethan
'Yet another unsuccessful attempt to bring the Big Stevo back into captivity' - Dan G
'If I can't score, I'm going to be damned if anyone else will' - Webmaster
'Before the successful plastic surgery, Michael Hasselhoff ran the bar at the Jungle Book Hotel in Las Vegas for three "very happy" years.' - Ben R
'Worst of the Web....Stevo with a piece of wire is simply not funny' - TimeOut - (Pete Maxmin) 'After failing over several years to net a mermaid, Big Stevo decided to become one' - Paddy 'Ha ha. My research project is going very well. Yup. I've got the net, now all I have to do is find this in-terr and then I'm there.' - Ben R
'What's this for?' - Michael M
'How is putting my balls in the net going to help us win?' - Rupert
'Me Hunter-Gatherer' - Howard