Ben Crewe
After years in the wilderness, Ben was rescued from football obscurity halfway through the season thanks to the legendary leopards scouting system. While the club doctor (Swayne) failed to capitalise on early rumours of Ben's early availability, Nick V-D was ruthlessly efficient in snapping him up, and he made an explosive debut in an October cup tie, providing assists for both sides.
Ben has relished the opportunity to play for such a quality outfit, and has made every effort to a*s*-lick his way into the team, even volunteering to wash the kit. As the new-boy, he knows his place and keeps quiet in the changing room, saving himself for the pitch where he has established himself as a solid defender-with occassional tendencies for clumsiness and scuffing-and an enthusiastic, if unpredictable, attacker. Ben's consistent goal scoring record needs little more introduction
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