| Player Fines U16's 1st Lot Rumpy: Wearing sunglasses at training Having the weirdest left foot kicking style ever!!! Noodles: Getting glandular fever Vaggy: For continually popping out his shoulder Heath: Turning up 10min before a game (gold coin) Powney: Crying about being full back Crying about not being rover Acting tough in the practice match photo Eating a full loaf of bread before every training Loving Neil Finn and Crowded House Roughy: Choosing to play basketball for Victoria instead of playing footy Not singing the club son after the U/18�s win at Morwell Murphy: Thinking he�s top stuff because he�s in Power Dissing the stretch procedure Dowdy: Loving Neil Finn and Crowded house Being Mr. Stretch Idolizing James Hird Evan: Being in a car crash on the way to training Will: For his dad�s article in the paper Saying he got 12 possies against Morwell Langsatff: Choosing work over footy Wisky: Claiming to be a soccer guru Playing soccer instead of footy |
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| Player Fines U16's 3rd Lot Jesse Wray: Making up injuries and sicknesses so he doesn�t have to train. Dowdy: For continually letting everybody know that he gave up playing inter league to play against Sale. Trying to be more like James Hird by wearing a beanie at training. For being a STAR WARS guru. Murphy: Telling the inter league coach he has a broken hand. Telling the inter league coach he has osteitis pubis. Trying to piss on Conners in the shower, then asking �If I was on fire, would you piss on me to put it out?� Powney: For getting back into the habit of eating a loaf of bread before training. Constantly saying how good he is at playing centre after his Morwell performance. Hitting the post from ten meters out. Bragging at � time about how many kicks he had accumulated. Summers: Letting his little brother steal the good Burleigh footy. Noodles: Faking a hamstring injury & not training but still being all right to play. Bringing �Body Wash� to training to use in the shower. ??????: Whoever keeps letting off ripper farts at training and not owning up to it. Heath: All of a sudden starting to try hard at training. Gossy: Being too modest about his strength and wrestling abilities. Finally getting a pair of footy boots that don�t lose a stop every training. Wightman: Never swapping when he�s on ball. Benny: Missing a sitter of a goal, then missing it again at training. Flemo: Spraying a shot at goal from 20m out, 10m in the clear. Roughead: For being too good for us now that he is in Vic county basketball, and not even coming to training any more. Nippa: Hurting his back (cough, cough) Conners: Allowing his afro to get out of controll! Cody: Whenever we go running at training needing his asthma pump or saying he has a sore knee. DK (Bruiser): Always being one of the first at training. Refusing to show everybody his tennis ball bicepts |
| Player Fines U16�s 2nd lot Jesse Wray: Wearing a helmet. Gossy: For his many weird, wonderful, and sometimes gay hairstyles. Evan: For casually kicking 5 one week the very casually kicking none since. Scotty Allen: Using us to get good at football so he can win the M.D.U. B & F. Summers: Having a TAB link on his phone so he can bet on the horses easier. Dowdy: Trying to be more like James Hird by going out and buying a long sleeved jumper. Noodles: For his attempted screamer against Maffra. Wightman: For his old school Collingwood jumper. Minsy: For his obsession with porn. Bruiser: Running like Donkey Kong. Cody: Doing rude things with his girlfriend at the velodrome where everybody could see. Flemo: For coming DEAD LAST in the school cross-country. Powney: Thinking he�s tough kicking from the 38m line at the velodrome in front of little kids. Langaz: Being a dead shit and kicking the good leather footy on asphalt and wrecking it. Aden: For his some of his dad�s umpiring decisions in the U/14�s game. Malloy: Just for. Murphy: For his antics while watching seniors. |
| Latest Player Fines Lot 4 Benny: For his checkside goal (smart ass). Conners: Wearing a shoelace on his head to keep his hair out of his eyes at training. Dowdy: Wearing those pretty green tights to training. Claiming to be the �REAL Green Goblin�. Claiming to be a hacky sack guru. Breaking Ken�s pump at training and flattening the good footy. Wearing a shoelace on his head to keep his hair out of his eyes at training. Rumpy: Taking training more serious then the matches. Nippa: For his �girls back�. Grant: Being the anonymous person that keeps on farting at training. Losing his boots. Murphy: Taking a dump before one of the games and leaving the door open so everyone could see. Always spitting when he talks. Trying to have sex with the wall at training. Getting sent off . . . . . . . . . . . . . . again! For his short-lived, well talked about Ronaldo hairstyle. Constantly talking about his mainstream rappers. Tootell: Not taking stats correctly due to a certain someone of the opposite sex distracting him for the 4 quarters. Powney: Bringing 2 left foot boots to the Wonthaggi game. Wearing a business shirt to games. Coming off at � time of the Morwell match asking if anyone was taking stats because he reckoned he would be leading. Langaz: Claiming to be a hacky sack guru. Noodles: Finally playing good football after showing promise in the practicematch then doing squat for the rest of the year. Knowing someone who has a car with nos but never being in it when it�s been fired up. Roughy: Only winning a bronze medal at the nationals. For his constant sooking about everything. Being a good ruck man. Wightman: For being in love with Leigh Marino. Taranto?: Cutting Murf�s lunch at the disco. Kongy (Bruiser): Being a back-stabber. Threatening to take the Goss bus for a spin. Vaggy: rying to push in line for the showers when he was just the runner. Summers: For still having his gambling problem. Ringing up his uncle from school to get his bet in. Minsy: Getting some action off his girlfriend at the disco. |