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Quotes of Legend 2

(Legendary Quotes of Leoncipop's relatives, etc)

Mother: We've wasted enough time to sink a battleship.

                  (After Simon refused to wipe the dishes)
                    Siiiimon, come on, we don’t do this for the amusement,
                    you know.
(Is this supposed to tempt him back?)

Mother: Putz, putzed, putzing, putznik (pertaining to a sputnik), putzerooney, putziness, putznicity, etc.

You're a little pinisk of incredibleness.

[Simon: Where do you come up with them?
Mother: I didn't.](!!!!!!)

You're a tiny/piny/whiny treasure trove of incredibleness.

Now isn't that corny? (Whilst putzing a corn-on-the-cob onto Daddy's plate.)

Nagymama (grandma): Yoi!

(Not-so-Legendary Quotes of Leoncipop's workmates)

Kosta Mavro: You know what they say, �Don�t get angry, get even.�
David Dyer: Don�t get even, get odd.

On the days of the week:
David Dyer: �Monday is �Moon�-day, Tuesday is �Tube�-day, Wednesday is �Wedding�-day, Thursday is �Thirsty�-day, Friday is �Fry�-day, Saturday is �Saturn�-day and Sunday is �Sun�-day.�
He said he learnt this at school and when Heather said she hadn�t heard that one before he said,
David Dyer: �What school did you go to?� in a demeaning fashion.


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