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Quotes of Legend

(Legendary Quotes of Chem-Supply workers)

Paul McCarthy:
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Nick Kojevnikoff:
Two Wrights make an aeroplane.

Val: (On Fridays.) It's Friday today.
You know why it's a good day today? It's Friday.
(On Thursdays) You know why it's a good day today? Tomorrow is Friday.
Only two days 'til Friday. (Limited to Wednesdays.)
(On Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays) At least it's not Monday.
(On Mondays.) [In response to the question, "How are you?"] Cr@p!

Paul McCarthy:
Holy hemarroid, Batman. What a pile up! (-Quoted from Robin.)

David John Dyer:
(Used on a    {How's your morning been?
  continual     {How's the first half of your morning been?
    basis)         {How's the first half of your day been?
                      {How's your day been (so far)?
I can try harder than I’ve ever tried before.
More than that.

example: Paul: You're not sick?
            David Dyer: More than that.
            Rob: You mean 'dead'?

Tony Wright:
(Whilst strutting around after accomplishing something, eg. a flukey pool shot.) Yep yep yep yep yep.
Tony Wright’s son (c/o Tony Wright):
Woah, check those eyebrows out, they’re shockers. He looks like a Greek lady. (Referring to a character on "Thunderbirds")

One day David John Dyer went home early to go to the doctor. The next day he came to work with a haircut. Leona, Paul and David were at lunch when Leona coughed.
David: Leona, you need to see the doctor.
Paul: Why does she need to see the doctor, she doesn't need a haircut? (It was funny at the time, just try to imagine it happening.)

Geoff Goss (Director of the company): (Referring to Analytical Grade product) Beautiful stuff!

Paul McCarthy:
('cos) That’s the kind of man I am.
Is that LR grade? [Leona: No, it’s Analytical.] Oh, … beautiful stuff.
That’s real poop stuff. (Referring to some obnoxious chemical.)
This is a technique I picked up when I was wandering through the wilds of Mongolia (Vietnam, South-East Asia, etc). (Demonstrates the use of a bag tie.)
That’s my partner. (When playing pool with a player who has just potted all the balls, leaving none for himself to pot. Now used when responding to any good shot.)
You're like a bad boy’s custard: all over the place.
It’s all over the place, like a mad woman’s poop. (Describing David Dyer's clean up job.)

Kosta Mavro: (Kosta’s idea of a compliment) Hey Hai, that mask is an improvement to your looks!

Paul McCarthy: The lazy dog jumps over the frickin’ log. (Occurred when Paul was 'angrily' telling me off for getting my spelling wrong on a label and trying to remember a phrase used for practicing typing. This is how he started off the conversation, so it took me a while to understand what he was angry about. : ) )

Simon Lauer: You know, if brain activity was measured in electricity, I wouldn't have enough to light a candle.

(Fabricated)
Paul McCarthy: Close, but no cigar.
Leona Lengyel: That's OK, I don't smoke.

David Hughes: Paul reckons we might get this order out by Friday.
Simon Lauer: I heard the cow might jump over the moon by Friday, too. He's getting a runner. (P.S. Cows are female.)

Terry McGill (c/o Paul): If you're not part of the solution, you're a precipitate.

Simon (to Paul): You going to go down and fertilise the troops? (ie. give the workers a pep talk.)

David Dyer: Tomorrow it's going to be so hot, I'll be perspiring like a sprinkler.

David Dyer: If I collapse I know how to revive myself.

Paul McCarthy: Somebody called me a Nobody. But if Nobody's perfect, doesn't that make me perfect?