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| "They were once men, great kings of men. Then Sauron the deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed they took them without question. One by one, falling into weaselness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Naz-weasels. Weaselwraiths. Neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Ring. Drawn to the Power of the One. They will never stop hunting you." |
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| Gandalf the Red Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Not funny. |
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| "Let's go eat some chicken!" |
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| Now you see what happens when you wear contacts for too long. |
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| Saruman the Wallflower "I don't want to dance!!!" |
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| "Nobody steals my chocolate chip cookies and gets away with it!" |
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| "I feel like a ferret." |
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| "Did somebody say cheese? I like cheese." |
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| "Hello. My name is George. I like coffee." |
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| "On the other hand, orange juice is quite good as well." |
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| "I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of Red Rubber Chicken!" |
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| "You looking at me? ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?" |
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| "Yum. Hobbits taste good." |
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