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Today began like any other day. Bob woke up at 7:30AM, had a shower, brushed his teeth, put his clothes on, ate his trusty dosage of Cookie Crisp, gaining a toy in the cereal box distracting him for a few minutes to allow him to play on it, and then getting ready to go to work. But that's when it all changed. Bob set on his quest to the destination of the recycling centre to do his job. In his car, he sped down the road at 40MPH with the windows down breathing in the oxygen fired at full throttle towards his face.

Suddenly, the car came to an immediate stop. Why? A question that is unanswerable. Bob had just filled up his petrol tank so it couldn't have been that. He then checked under the bonnet and there were no signs of anything wrong. Bob then made the decision to look for anything else wrong with his Vauxhall Corsa. Unable to find anything, he called for the AA. And we all know how bad they are coming 3 hours late. The person there then replied after a lengthy inspection saying "nothing seems to be wrong, try turning the car back on." Bob tried this and it worked. This wasn't cheap however, came in at a whooping price of �250, so he was going to have to pay via credit card at a later date. Then as Bob was driving again, the car came to yet another halt. And behind him was some weird masked guy. "What's wrong?" He asked in a curious manner. "My car keeps stopping and I don't know why." Replied Bob in an uncertain tone of voice. "This is a job for...Super Dude!!!!!!" exclaimed Super Dude in an excited manner. Bob looked at him very strangely as Super Dude began to inspect the car. Then Super Dude did a bit of tweaking and the car was fixed. "Thanks." replied Bob. Super Dude then said "no problem now lets get in the all new Dudeamobile!!!!

Bob was sat in the passengers seat as Super Dude went to this strange garage. After hours of waiting in the waiting room sat with a coffee and an out of date car magazine, the car was finally finised. And it looked great. A black finish with silver vinyll as well as darkly tinted windows provided a cool look. The black neon glow was the part that centred this car from the rest. It gave it that all new 21st Century Look. Now with the Dudemobile transferring from your standard Vauxhall Corsa to an all new stunning black car. What was Super Dude to do? Bob angrily exclaimed to Super Dude "Now let me go to work!" Super Dude ignored him and drove on. Behind them was a strange looking car. "Look at that car." Super Dude said in his ever suspicious way. "Yeah what's wrong with it?" Asked Bob not really caring what the reply was to be. "Look that man he keeps jerking towards the left towards that woman. She has something in her hand. Let me take a closer look." Inspecting with binoculars he came to the conclusion that..."It's a 9MM Semi-Automatic Handgun supplied by the US Army during the Vietnamese war in the emergency case of one on one gunfire." Bob didn't have a clue what he was saying and just concured with the statement nodding his head in an unsure way. The car then left embarking on its journey to an unknown place.

Super Dude, using his "dude like senses" followed that car keeping a distance to diminish any sort of suspicion. They had now made their way to some sort of dockyard. Super Dude had decided that him and his new acclaimed sidekick Bob would get onto that ship. Bob walked past in his normal way and Super Dude managed to sneak past them all. Bob then managed to make a bit of conversation with them talking about politics. Super Dude was then able to sneakily take one of their guns and say "move and I'll kill you all." Bob then made a run past onto the boat and Super Dude slowly followed keeping his gun pointed towards the 4 guards. Then, just as the boat was leaving Super Dude whacked on the silencer and somehow managed to kill all four of them in just 2 shots. Amazing. The boat carried its voyage on as now Super Dude and Bob using teamwork, cunning and stealth managed to get to one of the main rooms. That man, with the jerky pointing, was talking to that woman he pointed to. They managed to overhear their names, Augustus Mondinero and Consuela Mondinero. Augustus had a scar going up his face in the shape of sausage. Consuela had a bit too much make up on and that really was a give away for her. Super Dude and Bob then saw 2 guards walking by knocked them down and stole their uniforms. They then threw them off the ship with the perfect disguise.

Super Dude then asked "so where are we going again?" Augustus replied with "How many times must I say this? We're going to the Carribean to execute eXeCution. Super Dude not knowing what eXeCution was kept him busy as his sidekick Bob managed to steal some odd documents. Then as they were making there way back they stumbled into Consuela and 5 of her guards. The documents had dropped and Consuela asked "what are you doing with all those documents?"
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