OZZY
Waitress: I'm right here and I have been for the last 10 minutes but your friend Mr. Bush was to busy playing his Advance Wars gameboy game to notice.
George Bush: Bang Bang. he he he oblitefry.
Ozzy: I thought you were one of the fucking dogs. Oh shit I must have put them back in the suitcase. I thought they were one of those furry dog shoes. It's okay they can feed off the drugs I left in there with em.
Waitress: How dare you. I'm no dog. <woof> (Storms off)
Ozzy: And don't put any fucking ketchup on my fucking cola. (Tries to fit another coin into his swear box.) It's fucking full. You need one of these too.
Bush: You're right I almost said dang yesterday when someone said Osama. He's not very nice cos Colon Kapow said so. Osama gives kids water pistols and makes them squirtifry my toy soldiers. My toy soldiers are the best cos they are real size and they talk. Bet yours don't. when i get bored with them I make them crash into each other and say it was accidental. But even worse Osama doesn't like tom & jerry. They are my favourite cartoon. Me and Tony watch them together every day.
Ozzy: No I meant one of those fucking country invasion boxes. Cos they are like totally... like... errr.... oh fuck. Sharon I spilt my drink again!
Bush: But then I wouldn't have any pocket money left. Colon Kapow gives me money after language classes.
Ozzy: What fucking language?
Bush: (Sniggers) English. Where's Englishland anyway. I now know how to say anomilate and exemplikafy. I'm learning how to make sentences.
Ozzy: Who the fuck are you. Where am I? Sharon where's my guitar?