~Note: I wrote this for all the fans out there who don't like Leighanne. If you, like me, do like Leighanne, please just laugh this off and take it as the harmless little joke that is it. Thanks! Oh. And this is to the tune of "Larger Than Life"~
*Funky music*
She may run and strip
when you�re calling her name, alright
But let me tell you now
Leighanne�s just using your money, alright
All of �our� time spent
in much delight
Oh Brian, oh Brian
can�t you see? Can�t you see?
She�s only using your money
Lately when you�re broke
She�s the cause of it
And that makes me better
than your wife
She treats you like shit
but that ain�t the way, c�mon
Wishing �I� could love you
in �every� way, c�mon
�Cause all of �my� love sent
keeps you alive
Oh Brian, oh Brian
can�t you see? Can�t you see?
She�s just using your money
Lately when you�re broke
She�s the cause of it
And that makes me better
than your wife
All of �my� love sent
keeps you alive
Oh Brian, of Brian
can�t you see? Can�t you see?
She�s only using your money
Lately when you�re broke
She�s the cause of it
And that makes me better
than your wife