Yes. With a homeless man.
What was it like, did you win, did you rob them afterwards, etc?
The homeless man asked for money for food. I bloodied him up a bit, with the hopes that the paramedics would pick him up, take him to the hospital, and feed him there. I figured I was doing him a service. I figured he would appreciate it, but he decided to try and fight back. He won, he robbed me, and I woke up in a flood control.
What kind of books do you like to read?
I like to read science fiction/fantasy. Jeff would go with me on this one. I also like not reading books. In fact I spend the majority of my time not reading books.
Who if any are your favorite writers?
Orson Scott Card, Frank Herbert (Jeff cheers wildly in background, removes clothing in honor of the author of Dune), Arthur C. Clarke, Robert Heinlen, Ursula K. LeGuin.
Are you a Christian, Muslim, or just Satanic?
I'm a Christian. This has absolutely no effect on QXR. If I became a Christian rocker I would shoot myself.
Please explain your unnatural obsession with pong.
Pong has gotten a bad rap in these days of 3d stuff. Honestly, I could still sit and play Pong for hours. If we were still in the 2d era, I bet you that even though Pong was the first, they could never beat it. That glorious marriage of paddle and little dot will never be surpassed. I'm expecting Pong to make a big comeback sometime in the next 15 years. I can see little Pong cafes. Hmmm....
What are some other video games you like?
I spend many summer nights in fierce Smash Bros. competition with Evan and Woody (Woody's in a band called The Happies). Other games I've been playing are Counter-Strike, Metroid Prime, Warcraft III, and Starcraft. Starcraft is the best game ever. Recently however I've burned out and have been playing stuff at www.addictinggames.com. Monkey Lander was a source of great inspiration to me.
What is your favorite word?
Curglaff: the shock felt in bathing when one first plunges into cold water. It's an old English word. Runners up include puddles and fhqwhgads.
Are you gonna take QXR to the limit?
QXR will go as far as the listeners want it to go. Our main goal is to get heard. We think we've got something nice, and we want other people to get the chance to formulate that opinion or be subjected to some kind of torture.
Will I ever see you performing on Conan O'Brien?
I hereby vow that if we ever get offers to go on TV, and even if we have offers from huge places, we will go to Conan. I love Conan. He's a very humorous fellow. He has excellent hair.
If you could say one thing to the world, what would it be?
A very low, booming, resounding "puddles." Then they would know my pain.