Because history class was boring and we needed something to do. Siobhan was in algebra and spontaneously started speaking in a Liverpool accent, then started writing random quotes which depicted one of the Bealtes getting his shoe stuck up the other's ass. I got interested and we decided it should be Ringo and John, then asked this kid what to do when there's a shoe up an ass. Eventually we finished it, which became the original version of Shoe In ASS, although because people suck we had to rewrite it. And so we became obsessed with it all and are still writing Parodies to this day.
2) Just where do you get all your wonderful ideas?
From me arse, that's where. No, we mostly stole them from the Simpsons, or they just came to us, like visions. Like you'll just be sitting on the toilet and you'll think, "Oh my god, I just had a really good idea for the parodies!" Or something like that.
3) I see a lot of words in your Parodies the Beatles use that I don't know, and they aren't even in one of those Webster's dictionaries! Are you guys making all this stuff up?
Yes we are. Since the same time we started the Parodies, we've been making up new words as well, and also creating new terminologies, and putting those words which have no place in your closed-minded Webster's dictionary a definition! And there is now a dictionary to this website where you can figure out the meaning to these words, so be happy.
4) Are you prepared for all the hate-mail people are going to send you over these things?
Yes, and I am also preparing a page where I openly humiliate people who send me that. It will probably be titled "Who's a bible-totin' jesus-freakin' corn-shuckin' porch monkey with a computer?" Because I'm sure the only people who will hate me will be from Texas.
5) Hey, I'm from Texas, and I think your Parodies are pretty neat! What does that make me?
Uh, a liar!
6) If I have a good idea for one of the parodies, will you use it?
Well first of all, it has to be really really good. And second, if you do send it to us, expect to get ripped off because we are telling you now: YOU WILL RECEIVE NO CREDIT FOR YOUR IDEA WHATSOEVER.
7) Hey, I'm single and you're single, so can we like, get together, 'coz I like the Beatles too...?
No, you may not. Well...give me yours and i'll give you mine..
8) Can you give me your A/S/L?
The answer of the last question also pertains to this one..
9) Are you homophobic or something?
No, but Brian's character is based around his homosexuality, isn't it? But I am not afraid or biased against gays, I just think that without Brian uselessly chasing after John, the Parodies would be without a little something.
10) Hey, Sid's Island is missing! Whassup wit' dat'?
Well the original one was too boring and we're too lazy right now to rewrite it. I mean we did, but unfortunately it was stolen or lost, so all we have left is the original crappy one, and it's not funny enough, which is why we rewrote it in the first place. But basically they go to the island and have a very BAD experience with Sid (Except for John), then a Dragonian named Zoraa rescues them and magically teleports them to the backstage area of where Battle of the Bands takes place, just so you know
11) Do people really ask all these questions as frequently as you say?
No. I just thought all you people who are looking for some hilarious fan fiction would like to know more about the origins of the Parodies.