Lyben When a bald person exposes their head, involuntarily blinding you
Whiloman The one girl who is just so perfect and preppy one would like to strangle her, not out of jealousy, but for the sake of the gene pool
Shick When a black chick sings Britney Spears
Ffek Interjection used in front of gayass teachers in place of "fuck"
Gaeth'heaxmataphaekanoe A tight-ass word for "Get the hell away from me mother fucker!" which is sure to bewilder any foolish mortal that heareth this word
Coelencaphaloprimordiucidist A punk who is a hypocrite, for example, is afraid of anything that is different, punks who hate punks that are smarter or more original than they are, or punks who really aren't punks at all
Computator Someone who uses a compute, which is a machine used for reckoning or calculate
Bethump 1) To intentionally bewilder or stump 2) To hit with words as if they were physical substance from their severity
Scrambola An alternative way of saying "Beat it!"
Toobadski Fake Russian for "too bad"
Doodlefuck A cute way of saying "Aw fuck!"
Diddlyfuck That palm-tree thing you hit people with simply because it's there
Shitpony a flaming horse of crappiness, most likely from pokemon
Crapdingo A dog-like fucker pile of shit, most likely from pokemon
Crappelating 1) When feces are placed into a cofee brewer and brewed 2) when the heater in the car "cooks" a fart just so that it's stink is intensified
Sophistimabating A very precise, elegant way of masturbating
Oldbone A middle-aged man who sits with his legs spread out drinking beer
Stophorbic The euphoric high you get from certain drugs
Yakkafag Gay-man talk
Bitcholate The state of uncontrollable bitchiness a woman is in during her period
Daily Jerks A place that serves both as a coffee shop & a place where you can get a lapdance then have a private booth in which to get your daily jerks
Nipshit One who refuses to say "fuck"
Mulletesque Anything white-trashy or related to the Jerry Springer show
Cockulatio Oral sex between two men
Troublety An object that poses as a problem or obstruction
Whuvzez What hydraulics cause cars to do
Doo-Wop A euphemism for sex
Quebe The label of a person selected randomly by others to have stuff thown at them & be called the Quebe even though the word itself has no real insultive direct translation
Korhunak The word placed after a before-mentioned word in a sentence that was not the right word, but the first word that came to mind
Damnmnit (And yes, the spelling is correct) An interjection used when one realizes their feelings toward someone or something are not reciprocated
Flobeing The state of an earlobe fetishist's girlfriend
Floxyn Adjective describing the exquisitely attractive condition of someone's body